Celluloid Junkie - 2563 Film Rankings
Member Since: Mar 9, 2007
Bio: I'm actively bullshitting my way through adulthood and I bet you are too.
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|8 T9||The Shape of Water (2017) - Dec 21, 2017|
|3 T3||Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017) - Dec 17, 2017|
|9 T10||Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993) - Nov 29, 2017|
|6 T6||Lady Bird (2017) - Nov 24, 2017
"Kinda corny, lots of caricatures, some cringy one-liners masquerading as accurate observations about life, typical coming-of-age blah blah blah blah. Yet, some moments sneak up on you in a way you might not expect, and parts of this will surely resonate with anyone who has a love-hate relationship with their home town. "
|4 T4||Murder on the Orient Express (2017) - Nov 10, 2017
"It's like The Polar Express for 75 year old Agatha Christie fans."
|3 T3||The Golden Compass (2007) - Nov 04, 2017
"The Golden Compass has charm but that charm is quickly devoured by a breakneck mishmash of a plot that lacked a coherent message and left at least three hundred questions unresolved. Dust? DUST? WHAT? "
|9 T10||A Monster Calls (2016) - Nov 02, 2017
"Well fuck me, that was lovely. There are those that will refuse to consider this great cinema -- aka nerds -- but that monster's tree branches pierced through my skin and wrapped around my heart and ripped it right out. Yes, I'm being melodramatic. Yes, the movie is melodramatic. So what. The presence of the monster, both internal and external, is a good and strong analogy. It's hard to deal with loss without some kind of monster awakening as a result. The monster is destructive. But it heals."
|6 T6||Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) - Oct 22, 2017
"More movies about animal extinction, please. "
|6 T6||Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) - Oct 21, 2017
"A meditative pace, psychedelic visuals that still hold up, and a clever plot with built-in intrigue. While the big reveal at the end is kinda half-baked, it's not without some thoughtfulness. I understand why people may find this boring, but the hate seems...unwarranted. "
|3 T3||Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) - Oct 20, 2017
"Lots of people die for Spock's coffin only to find out that Spock isn't even dead. I did NOT see that coming!"