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Member Since: Mar 21, 2006

Location: Portland, OR, USA

Age: 45

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72 T5 Groundhog Day (1993) - Aug 13, 2007
"You will not be permitted to continue your life until you fuck Andie MacDowell. THE GODS DEMAND THAT YOU GET INSIDE ANDIE MACDOWELL'S PANTS."
75 T6 The Lost Weekend (1945) - Mar 11, 2007
"Drunk acting is a pet peeve is mine, but Ray Milland does a great job of it here. This is remarkably frank depiction of alcoholism. But like many other "issues movies" of its time, it wraps things up a little too neatly at the end. Somewhere there's a nice middle ground between this and Leaving Las Vegas. Don't have much else to say... it was a decent watch, but nothing too special. "
T1 Tobacco Road (1941) - Aug 05, 2010
"Unbearably annoying characters, terrible music, comedy that's not the slightest bit amusing. The family is basically "The Beverly Hillbillies" without money, except the Clampetts weren't despicable human beings and they occasionally managed to be a little bit funny. Ford tries to earn some sympathy for the Lesters by portraying them as salt of the earth, God-fearin' folk who are just down on their luck. No sale. An utter waste, an abomination, the worst movie I've seen in several years. "