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1063 Film Ratings

Member Since: Sep 28, 2012

Location: Dallas, Texas, USA

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82 46% The Three Caballeros (1944) - Oct 14, 2019
"The beginning shorts are easily the best, but the animation is a treat. My eyes loved the last 10 minutes, which does the "This is when the animators did LSD" classic trope so well. Donald Duck is a good boy and deserves to fuck"
92 80% Joker (2019) - Oct 14, 2019
"It goes without saying the acting across the board is amazing. Joaquin Phoenix is able to turn what wouldbe cringe moments into utter suspense. THe script is surprisingly subtle for the dude who wrote Hangover 3. The movie does a good job at making you feel sorry for the Joker while reminding you that he's still the villain. Unlike say, I, Tonya or Wolf of Wall Street. Fantastic movie but hard to recommend. Feels like a "You either love it or hate it" and its random how you'll feel"
15 7% Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion (1997) - Aug 13, 2019
"Its like if the most beautiful person in the world jerked off in front of me for 90 minutes and occasionally said my mom's name. Pretentious mess of a film with characters who bluntly say character traits and flaws. A movie that so poorly ignores "Show dont tell" but still can't tell anything. Awful in almost every regard. Art is beautiful tho and has some of the most quality drawn scenes in all of anime "
91 78% Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019) - Aug 09, 2019
"Feels very much like Pulp Fiction, with 3 intresting stories that don't really feel like they're going to intersect. It's not for everyone. It's story is also has similar qualities to a cohen brothers movie, with a meandering "story" (a story so light it's hard to call it a story). It's also light on violence. Which normally who would care, but I think with QT your expectations are set to assume heavy Charles Manson violence. Acting is amazing all around. Brad Pitt deserves an oscar "
83 49% Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019) - Jul 08, 2019
"The 2nd half of the movie has some of my favorite action scenes and demonstrations of super powers in the MCU yet. Sadly the first half feels very predictable and too quick paced, never allowing their characters a chance to relax and settle. Leading to it being my least favorite part of the MCU yet. When given the chance in the 2nd half, all the actors in the movie show off their perfect casting and great chemistry. Jake Gyllenhaal delivers his typical amazing performances."
93 83% Toy Story 4 (2019) - Jul 01, 2019
"A great moive, odd that "great" and a score of 93 makes it the worst Toy Story by a mile, but it doesn't bring the movie down in any way. If Toy Story 3 was an end to Andy's story, then Toy Story 4 stands on it's own as a finale to the toys story. The new toys brought in for laughs, especially Ducky and Bunny, are fantastic. This might just be the funniest toy story yet. The story is heartfelt and a little emotional. "
91 78% Booksmart (2019) - May 28, 2019
"The Superbad for a new generation. Or a Superbad written with a female touch. Movie is funny and sweet. The characters are crazy but they still were able to remind me of people I went to school with. Direction of some scenes is amazing and experimental in a good way. Although you can tell Wilde is a rookie director from a few of her shots"
95 89% John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019) - May 17, 2019
"An amazing symphony of violence and fun. Continues to build on the story and world from John Wick 2, in interesting ways that make me crave for more world building. Every scene feels different enough that you don't become desentized to the violence. The first 20 minutes are 100/100 perfect display. A sight to behold. "
30 11% Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) - May 11, 2019
"This poorly acted unfunny, bad CGI filled disaster piece lacks heart. It feels as if Rob Letterman only knew Pokemon GO was popular, Deadpool was popular, and then proceeded to ask his kid the plot of the first pokemon movie, before handing him back to the maid half through the explanation cursing as to why he had kids. The movie is filled more plot holes than you'd expect from a kid's movie and Kathryn Newton and Bill Nighy act poor if held up to "Bad Original Disney Channel Movie" standards. "
85 59% Captain Marvel (2019) - May 06, 2019
"A good origin story. Nothing special but nothing awful. Brie Larson is a good superhero and was a great choice to play the Superman of the Marvel Universe. "Young" Samuel L. Jackson steals the movie and makes it worth watching all by himself. "