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|87 66%||Crimson Peak (2015) - Feb 15, 2019
"Beautiful set designs in a slow paced gothic romance film. The horror jump scares feel out of place and at odds with finding the correct audience for the film but the fairy tale aspect is one Del Toro is perfect at crafting. The overall tone and feel would be nailed in Del Toro's next film, The Shape of Water, but this film is still easy to recommend as Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston seem to have a great time chewing up the lavish scenery "
|14 6%||Maquia: When the Promised Flower Blooms (2018) - Feb 14, 2019
"A film so reliant on tropes yet somehow manages to tell them in a confusing and boring way. Okada directorial debut is a disaster, with a boring and tired mother/son plot set in the backdrop of a fantasy war which should have been more developed instead of being drip fed random plot elements that go nowhere. The son is completely unlikeable. This movie attempts to tug at the heartstrings in ways we've seen before, but fails to capture any reason to care. "
|4 2%||Friday Night Lights (2004) - Dec 26, 2018
"One of the worst sports movies I've seen (Although I'm sure Redemption: Kickboxer 5 was better than this) with some of the oldest high schoolers in movie history. This movie focuses on an entire town of people who peaked in High School. The lives of the players go to utter shit the moment they lose, which when played straight like this movie plays everything, is hilarious. Nothing of this movie is redeemable. Everything is bad. Just watch college sports or pro sports ya losers. "
|84 55%||Mirai (2018) - Dec 18, 2018
"A sweet film about family. Very inventive and has an amazing finale. The film drags a little at the end of the 2nd act. If a few of the time travel characters lasted longer than a scene, I think the movie's plot would have improved, because the small boy couldn't carry it on his own. Overall still worth a watch, especially if you love films about family. "
|9 4%||Wolf Children (2012) - Dec 18, 2018
"It's not good when the furry sex scene is the highlight of the movie. The beginning goes at a lightning pace before slogging the rest of the way with no real plot or characters that leave any impact. The characters clash with the backgrounds as if two different directors oversaw both parts. The ending is beyond awful and is just a fuck you to the characters and the viewers. I didn't even cry from boredom. I just wasted 2, very long, hours. "
|98 96%||Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) - Dec 16, 2018
"Art-wise this has to be the best looking animated film ever made. The Story itself is very good and is able to balance and focus on the characters that matter while having great sidekicks for comic relief. Nearly perfect in everything it does, but sometimes the dialog is boderline cliche. It's never for too long but the only reason I can't rate it even higher. One of my favorite animated films ever. One of my favorite superhero films ever."
|81 43%||Sadako v Kayako (2016) - Nov 07, 2018
"Just a fun horror movie that actually does suspense pretty well. More of a ring movie than a grudge movie, as the grudge feels like an after thought subplot. But honestly in the end ends up just being a fun little watch that doesn't wear out its welcome. Also the "supernatural" character that every ringu movie must have by law, is funny and doesn't kill the plot like in mainline ringu films. So plus there"
|93 83%||Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Sep 15, 2018
"The start to the conclusion of 10 years of marvel movies. It feels like an event while watching it, and it uses that well. Balances the huge cast surprisingly well with solid acting from everyone. Josh Brolin is perfect as Thanos, even when his character's CGI falls into the uncanny valley in shots."
|17 7%||The Cloverfield Paradox (2018) - Sep 05, 2018
"I was very drunk after the superbowl and the ad got me hyped to watch it, reviewing it now on this site 5 months after the fact all I can remember is the earth storyline which was so obviously added in after this movie was made to "connect it to the franchise" that it felt forced and awkward, with no actual resolution. I also remember this movie being so bad it sobered me up. Put that on the Netflix DVD box art"
|5 2%||Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) - May 26, 2018
"On the positive, I can hate this movie without being grouped with the people who hated Last Jedi because a "gurl" drove a ship. Awful all the way through. An utterly pointless plot, what little there was, with no actual conclusion. Alden Ehrenreich is horribly miscast as a character while also given very little to work with. Glover is also equality terrible with little screen time. The references to the old movies are forced and the set pieces are poorly shot and paced. No redeemable qualities"