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|18 8%||Gekijô ban Kara no kyôkai: Dai ni shô - Satsujin kôsatsu (zen) (2007) - May 10, 2020
"When a protagonist is so stupid, and so willing to bend over for love, why should i care. Those people annoy me in real life and in movies, usually someones life is on the line, so it makes the issue 10x worse. Mix in your laughably dumb protagonist with an even deeper "I'm 14 and this is deep" dialog. The animation is shitty, with so many photos used instead of drawings. Also what a horrible way to portray split personalities. It's not even that it's offensive, its just a tired cliche"
|31 11%||Gekijô ban Kara no kyôkai: Dai isshô - Fukan fûkei (2007) - May 10, 2020
"I guess if you want one really pretty action scene set in the rain, book ended by no characterization and "I'm 14 and this is deep" talk about philosophy . This movie was made for you. It really tries to use confusion and tone to carry itself, but it just makes the movie feel like it's distracting you from how empty it is. At least the animation doesn't feel like a mid 00's anime."
|90 74%||KonoSuba - God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!: Legend of Crimson (2019) - Mar 29, 2020
"Continues to be a fantastic fantasy version of "Always Sunny in Philly", the humor is laugh out loud funny and surprising. Jokes and punchlines aren't predictable. Animation of the battle and the effects are great. Character development for Megumin and Yunyun nicely compliments the show and really helps give the movie an emotional arc. Just an all in all funny good movie."
|49 14%||Dragon Quest: Your Story (2019) - Mar 26, 2020
"Condensing one of the longer Dragon Quest Games into a 1hr 40 minute movie is no easy feat, especially when you tack on a, "unique" subplot" , and this movie sure falters for it. Story moves too fast to really settle on any side character and lots of the plot feels unnecessary in return. Surprisingly the dialog is decently written and most of the jokes land, the animation is also really beautiful and was able to barely keep my entertainment throughout the movie."
|34 11%||Downhill (2020) - Mar 21, 2020
"A "dark" comedy that is shot so bland and whose comedy is so sparse it's hard to call this anything but a made for tv american remake. You watch a couple's marriage fall apart for 90 minutes, the movie tries to make each parent equally shitty, meaning we hate the two main characters. Every side character gets barely enough screentime to make me wish the movie was about them. "
|84 53%||The Gentlemen (2020) - Mar 21, 2020
"It's a fun Guy Ritchie movie that places fun of the characters and performance over a well paced or well thought out story. If you've seen older Guy Richie films, it has all his hallmark. McConaughey and Hugh Grant really elevate the movie every time they're on screen. Fun watch, if you're a Guy Ritchie fan its a must see, others should watch when looking for something to stream. "
|91 78%||The Invisible Man (2020) - Mar 21, 2020
"Sometimes horror can talk about current day issues with subtly, almost invisibly hinting at it. The Invisible Man is able to tackle abusive realtionship with great care and does an excellent job using it as a narrative backbone to make the monster more threatening. Leigh Whannell long shots produce dread in scenes with no scares. Elisabeth Moss gives 2020's "Oscar Worthy but will never be considered cause it's a horror movie" performance. "
|98 96%||Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) - Mar 20, 2020
"A near perfect movie. Sure you're watching this cause you heard it was an amazing romance movie, but the tension and build up to it is the best I've seen. There is no way to not sound pretentious about this, but this movie does so much with the empty space between lines. The silence, the longer than usual shots, the looks of the leads to one another. Just an all around beautiful movie"
|11 5%||Ride Your Wave (2019) - Feb 20, 2020
"It's actually amazing to see 0 chemistry between 2 drawn, fake characters. The movie contains about 1 1/2 likable characters and centers around a couple that gives off "First Date energy" for their entire relationship. The plot can't decide if it wants to commit to its weirdness or pull a Kangaroo Jack and pretend it's all fake. A twist with no actual build up. The animation has straight up pictures instead of drawings for some background objects, so it's not even a complete movie. "
|92 80%||A Star Is Born (2018) - Feb 11, 2020
"Emotional and easy to connect to movie. It's amazing how much screen presence Lady Gaga's acting is able to command. Her and Bradly Cooper have instant chemistry. The songs are all haunting and beautiful. All around amazing movie"