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FrancoGonzo

Criticker Zealot - 8470 Film Ratings

Member Since: Feb 16, 2016

Location: Massachusetts, USA

Age: 32

Bio: Rating Rundown
Criticker Score/Hemispherical Feeling/Star Rating/Letter Grade/Rubric Redick
21. ✞ Past Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite™
20. ♥ FrancoGonzo's Fuckable Chickens™
19. ▲▲∘★★★★★∘𝘼+ Attila the Hundy™ SITUATION : MALLEABLE
18. ▲▲∘★★★★★∘𝘼+ In the Hall of the Mountain Kings & Queens™
17. ▲∘★★★★½∘𝘼+ Substitute Stud Muffins™ 5 STAR HOMOGENEOUS ZONE*
16. ▲∘★★★★½∘𝘼 Deputized Auteurial Bridesmaids™
15. ◢∘✰★★★★∘𝘽+ Spanky Supremes™
14. ◢∘✰★★★★∘𝘽+ Slap Happy Shawties™
13. ◢∘✰★★★½∘𝘽 Communicatively Copacetic™
12. ◢∘✰★★★½∘𝘽 CC(sh) Pounders™
11. ⬤∘✰✰★★★∘𝘾 MiddleGround Miscellanea a.k.a. Doc & the Dwarfs™...
10. ⬤∘✰✰★★½∘𝘾 ...One Pret-tay Good on the Larry Dav-O-Meter™*...
09. ⬤∘✰✰★★½∘𝘾 ...One Alright on the McConaScale™ #GreenLights*
08. ◥∘✰✰✰★★∘𝘿 A Clockwatch Orange You Glad It's Over™
07. ◥∘✰✰✰★★∘𝘿 Pococurante in the Age of Durante™
06. ◥∘✰✰✰★½∘𝘿- Baking Soda Speedball™*
05. ◥∘✰✰✰★½∘𝘿- Poco Pip-Squeaks™*
04. ▼∘✰✰✰✰★∘𝙁 Toilet Snickers™
03. ▼∘✰✰✰✰★∘𝙁 Anhedonia Hall™
02. ▼▼∘✰✰✰✰½∘𝙁- Hankerin' for a Hara-kiri™
01. ▼▼∘✰✰✰✰½∘𝙁- Cut the Cord Kevorkian™
00. ⛧ Go Jagoff, Henry! or: Orson sure was strapped for that TOSOTW cash™
*round up to the nearest nebula
more Recent Ratings
40% The Man Who Cheated Himself (1950) - Sep 19, 2021
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10 47% Love on a Diet (2001) - Sep 18, 2021
10 47% Night Train Murders (1975) - Sep 16, 2021
34% Cloudburst (2011) - Sep 16, 2021
3% Ticking Clock (2011) - Sep 14, 2021
11% False Positive (2021) - Sep 14, 2021
28% The War Is Over (1966) - Sep 13, 2021
15 79% Logan (2017) - Sep 13, 2021
34% Pas sur la bouche (2003) - Sep 12, 2021