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JSchlansky

Celluloid Junkie - 3574 Film Ratings

Member Since: Apr 15, 2014

Bio: I perform various production-related tasks
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30 12% Jeepers Creepers (2001) - Oct 26, 2020
"Overwhelmingly stupid on every level. I could write 20 pages about what makes this movie bad but it's not worth the effort"
82 83% Brain Damage (1988) - Oct 26, 2020
"Where has this been all my life? If I had seen Brain Damage as a child, I would have watched it three dozen times by now."
68 55% Color Out of Space (2020) - Oct 25, 2020
64 50% Tourist Trap (1979) - Oct 25, 2020
"The sound of the first doll laughing was used as a sound effect in the original Crash Bandicoot for Ripper Roo's crazy laughter. How or why that decision was made, I have no idea. It's simple and rough around the edges but pretty enjoyable and fast-moving. If you have a mannequin phobia/fetish you will surely dig this movie a whole lot more"
63 49% Dracula (1992) - Oct 24, 2020
"The last of the worthwhile Dracula tellings I had left to watch. Honestly, I shoved this one to the back of the list because of Dracula's stupid fucking haircut. Certainly not one of my favorites. I would put it below Nosferatu, the Bela Lugosi Dracula, the Hammer Dracula, Herzog's Nosferatu the Vampyre, Shadow of the Vampire, and even that recent Dracula mini-series. I love Keanu, but he's badly miscast here. I didn't particularly like Anthony Hopkins' take on Van Helsing either."
30 12% Haunt (2019) - Oct 24, 2020
"You know it's bad when it doesn't stack up favorably beside HAUNTEDWEEN! Poor execution of an awful script with a generic concept. I am completely baffled by the mostly positive reception"
70 59% Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) - Oct 18, 2020
"Just ignore the fact that this is called Prom Night II. It's completely unrelated and a much more interesting film than Prom Night. The surface-level plot is a big bundle of cliches but there is a ton of creativity on display during the horror moments and they are all so much fun. It isn't scary, creepy, or even tense, but it is highly entertaining."
64 50% Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) - Oct 18, 2020
"Oh, to have even half the dance moves of Crispin Glover"
77 71% Inside (2007) - Oct 18, 2020
"Takes all the right cues from High Tension. The makeup and gore effects are excellent and a couple of moments got me squirming; extremely visceral. It gets a little tiring in the latter stages and there are a handful of moments that are either unnecessary or just don't make any sense. Inside definitely pulls no punches and is a tense, perhaps sickening experience that has no shortage of intensity. Definitely watch this alone in the dark if you are a single, pregnant woman."
85 86% The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020) - Oct 18, 2020
"New favorite werewolf film. I'm on board for anything Jim Cummings puts together"