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Jimmy Suede

Cinema Addict - 1560 Film Ratings

Member Since: Jan 8, 2017

Location: Tabora, Tanzania

Bio: A guy who likes movies of all kinds (well, except for the kind of movies I don't like), from all decades. Still working my way through the '1001 Movies to See Before You Die' list, and probably will always be.

Note, all my rankings of 0 (zero) are movies I have NOT seen, but am absolutely positive would fall in my lowest tier. The way Criticker assigns tiers I am forced to work the system in a losing effort to have decent movies be assigned to a decent tier. No reasonable person would watch as many bad movies as good ones.
more Recent Ratings
60 26% Fancy Pants (1950) - Nov 18, 2018
75 57% Ninotchka (1939) - Nov 13, 2018
"Quite clever and fun for the most part. I enjoyed the political humor, which mostly poked fun at the Soviets, but capitalism was not spared either. I would have scored it higher if the romance was more believable, Douglas' character weren't so obnoxious, and Ninotchka's transformation weren't so sudden."
70 45% I Walked with a Zombie (1943) - Nov 13, 2018
"1943 zombies are, of course, not what they have become. This film isn't particularly scary in comparison, but has good atmosphere and cinematography."
70 45% Commando (1985) - Nov 10, 2018
"I somehow missed this movie until now. Too bad for me, but better late than never. Life always needs more Schwarzenegger cheese. Favorite feat: Bad guy enters phone booth, Arnold simply rips booth (with man inside of course) off the wall, lifts it over his head and smashes it to the floor. Brings a tear to my eye."
20 7% Passion of the Soul 2 (2008) - Nov 10, 2018
"Actually better than the first one, and as a bonus the father looks a lot like Thanos. Another bonus, it seems to end with a music video. Apparently there are two more films in the series, and I'm sure many fans are rejoicing. God willing, though, my stomach won't be subjected to them (the films, not the fans). Since you're dying to know, I was forced to watch these on an African bus ride."
5% Passion of the Soul (2008) - Nov 10, 2018
"Whenever I feel like there are horrible Hollywood movies I guess I need to watch more from sub-Saharan Africa. Please, God, no... I thought they suddenly switched movies on me half-way through, but have no fear, it comes together in the awful end. It's like two soul-passion-sucking movies for the investment of one."
50 17% Undisputed III: Redemption (2010) - Nov 10, 2018
"You like muscles? You approve the need to flip 5 times in the air before landing a kick? You don't like dudes going down after 1, 2, or even 10 hammer-like blows to the face? Well, I can safely recommend this movie. I admit, there's nothing wrong with all that."
40 11% My Little Chickadee (1940) - Nov 10, 2018
"Mae West is annoying as usual, smirking and swanking around, "ooh"-oozing one-liners that she thinks are wonderful. This kinda works as a call-girl in 'She Done Him Wrong', but here out west shooting injuns, nope. Just nope. W.C. Fields is fun, though. West has no chemistry with him, but then she never has chemistry with anyone but herself."
70 45% Crime Story (1993) - Oct 23, 2018
"Serious Chan movie, but not too bad. I was hoping for more martial arts action, especially with Ken Lo, but there were some good and painful-looking stunts. The finale explosions were bad-ass."
60 26% Down the Long Hills (1986) - Oct 21, 2018
"This movie isn't great, but it's family-friendly and stars Jack Elam and Bart the Bear, so there's something there for everyone."