Celluloid Junkie - 4384 Film Ratings
Member Since: Mar 1, 2008
Location: København N, Denmark
Bio: The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... Do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.
||Hellboy (2019) - Dec 04, 2019
"The same stupid, unedifying, gory nonsense that Neil Marshall has been peddling since DOOMSDAY. It almost makes Snyder's SUCKER PUNCH look subtle by comparison, but if you like a ridiculous plot, terrible acting, on-the-nose one-liners and hit-and-miss-go-broke-or-go-home-CGI with various monsters from Del Toro's basement room cutting floor, you could do worse. That said, it looks like we can now safely assume that claustrophobic thrill ride THE DESCENT was the outlier."
||The Irishman (2019) - Nov 29, 2019
"Moving at the pace of an unconvincingly de-aged De Niro beating up a grocery store owner, THE IRISHMAN is a slugfest that goes for profound elegy, but misses wildly and instead ends up as an uninvolving and fatally overlong rethread of a great director's former glories ("Uh, a grizzly murder montage set to contrapuntal jazz music! I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.") But hey – at least Bobby Cannavale's in it."