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|37 9%||Halloween (2018) - Nov 04, 2018
"Apart for some genuinely funny moments between the nanny and her babysat..ee? and the awesome two seconds were Karen makes a stand, this was a jump scare borefest with aimless character motivations. Edit: And couple beautiful shots."
|30 5%||Halloween (1978) - Nov 04, 2018|
|33 6%||Matters Of The Heart (2015) - Nov 03, 2018
"Just as exciting, lively and heartfelt as filling out tax papers. 90% of the movie is about business meetings and building site/architecture jargon. 10% of genuine human interactions/drama. If it wasn’t for the relationship between the main character and his son, this movie would warrant a 0/100."
|60 50%||No Stranger Than Love (2015) - Oct 25, 2018|
|68 75%||Coco (2017) - Aug 28, 2018
"I wanted this movie to make my ugly cry, but it just teared me up. I blame the overblown hype. It is a beautiful, beautiful film and has a heartfelt message, but it’s just a feel-good nice film."
|60 50%||Maudie (2016) - Jun 14, 2018
"Sally Hawkins brings out a charming performance as the titular character and Ethan Hawke doesn't trail far behind with his act of a brood of a husband. Packs a punch in emotion but has a very demure narrative. I wish I'd have liked it more since I adore slice of life types of dramas, but there were some elements that simply put me off to this movie and makes this less SoL type of experience. I'd have dropped the sub plots concerning Maudie's familial relations since they added pointless drama."
|50 25%||Life (2017) - Jun 14, 2018
"A scientist with an unhealthy amount of sympathy towards a foreign lifeform that is first seemingly harmless but brings havoc in an enclosed spaceship. The being able to enter and exit a human host body with a gory fashion. A cold-headed woman trying to save the day by terminating the extra-terrestrial lifeform but the nuicance snags her teammeats off one gory entry/exit after another. Prepare to guess who's lastly standing and prepare to be unsurprised. Essentially Alien. Just, not as good."
|41 12%||The Other Side of the Door (2016) - Jun 14, 2018
"Cut and paste horror with all of the appropriate tropes and an insultingly unimaginative ending."
|77 88%||The Kissing Booth (2018) - May 17, 2018
"Forbidden, complicated and supressed romance you say? Count me in! This is my new guilty pleasure film. Yeah, a teen romcom with a dose of drama. Nothing new, but sometimes pizza is just pizza and it's still good."
|55 34%||Tiptoes (2003) - May 16, 2018
"I love Gary Oldman. He's a fantastic actor. BUT FOR CHRISTSAKE why make him play a little person when you simultaneously had the option to hire actual little people.. That being said, I actually quite enjoyed the slowly unfolding romance and the intrestingly portrayed and destructive self-hatred of McConaughey. Yeah, this movie is inane, but I wouldn't say malicious."