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|70 52%||Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) - Nov 04, 2019
"Who the hell green lit this? Absolutely bonkers film."
|95 97%||Apollo 11 (2019) - Jul 04, 2019
|85 80%||Roma (2018) - Jan 06, 2019
"Beautiful Mexican neo-Italian-neo-realism."
|50 28%||Creed 2 (2018) - Jan 06, 2019
"Fails at being Rocky II. Fails at being Rocky IV. Fails at establishing a proper antagonist. If you cut out 80 minutes of Adonis being a whiny little bitch and flip the colorgrades for the final training montages, you'd probably have a pretty good film about the Dragos and their struggle. Which would be infinitely more interesting than a drama so lame they had to chuck a deaf baby in to save the day."
|75 61%||Border (2018) - Nov 13, 2018
""It's a small story," a colleague told me. And in a way, it actually is an intimate and slow moving movie. But try re-telling the plot to someone and you'll sound absolutely bonkers. It has all the trademarks of an Ajvide Lindquist story, but doesn't reach the lofty heights of "Let The Right One In""
|80 70%||The Predator (2018) - Sep 14, 2018
"The cinematic equivalent of 10-year old kid playing with his Predator- and G.I. Joe-figurines. In that aspect it's kind of spiritually related to 'The Lego Movie'...but with the predator. 'The Predator Movie' if you will. Also: All of you responsible for my PSI of 55 need to take a long hard look in the mirror one of these days."
|20 4%||Skyscraper (2018) - Jul 24, 2018
"So...this has "If you can't fix it with duct tape, you're not using enough duct tape" as a catchphrase. which I guess would have been OK if it was Arnold. Go on...read it again in Arnold's voice. Better right?"
|65 46%||Attack the Block (2011) - Jul 05, 2018
"The slightly lesser known ArsenalFanTV-made fourth installment in the Cornetto Trilogy. Off brand, but ok entertaining."
|70 52%||Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Jun 01, 2018
"Plays out like going to a music festival only to realize that there are too many new bands that you're haven't really heard because you've been out of the loop for a few years and the headliners all play those short 1 hour sets and don't really play the hits. And in the end you end up wondering: "That cost me lot of money, am I really doing this again next year?""
|75 61%||Lady Bird (2017) - May 07, 2018
"Ghost World for people who don't read comics. Boyhood for girls, albeit a lot shorter. Lovely little thing with several tender and well acted scenes. Especially Metcalf delivers a wonderful performance. Pretty standard plot wise but does do enough to undercut standard melodrama conventions to feel fresh."