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The Pirate

Cinema Addict - 1379 Rankings

Member Since: Apr 6, 2012

Location: USA

Bio: Someday I plan to become a screenwriter and director. In the meantime, I'm just a guy who loves movies. Favorite genres: Action, Crime, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Drama and Thriller. Least favorites: Horror, Romance, Obscure and Westerns. Of course, even when I find a movie I don't necessarily like, but it's well done, I can still respect it. I think I judge a movie primarily on it's story; whether or not I was drawn in and kept in till the end.

more Recent Rankings
71 T4 Bee Movie (2007) - May 23, 2017
"Points for a surprisingly good story, a few funny lines, a lot of great animation and going all the way with the bee imagery, showing their world and how it works. But that only just makes up for humor that's either barely worthy of a chuckle or just makes you rolls your eyes. There's more "bee" puns in this movie than there are actual bees in the world! (That comparison takes on a very sad effect once you see the movie.)"
58 T2 Zombeavers (2014) - May 14, 2017
"I will give this movie credit for doing something no other B movie has ever done: when one of the women tried to be topless, one of the men stopped her. "
25 T1 Good Burger (1997) - May 13, 2017
"Through some miracle of fate I never watched this growing up. So, with zero nostalgia to cloud my judgment...what a piece of garbage. The dumbest fast food comedy I've ever seen, and that's saying a lot. "
80 T7 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) - May 07, 2017
"The bad: The gold aliens are annoyingly simply motivated and inconsistent, the entire middle section is unbalanced and feature the wasted "you're just jealous" plot device, and half the humor is awkward and fell flat. The good: Beautiful visuals, the same characters we came to love just being who they are, Kurt Russel as an incredible Ego the Living Planet, and a great performance by Michael Rooker as Yondu. Not up to par with the first but still good fun. "
90 T10 Zootopia (2016) - May 02, 2017
"...I guess if I had to nitpick that scene with the sloths, clever as the concept is, does drag on too long to the point of no longer being funny. "
50 T2 Warcraft (2016) - Apr 30, 2017
"Video games need to stay video games."
68 T3 Dreamcatcher (2003) - Apr 30, 2017
"The connection between the characters is great, the idea of 4 psychic friends is interesting, and even the general concept isn't too bad. But...well that's exactly it: aliens coming out of peoples butts! A wasted military subplot, Jason Lee's endless annoying lines, and acting so bad it makes high school plays look good, this is a far cry from a dream come true, unless of course you need something to make fun of."
62 T3 Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989) - Apr 30, 2017
"Plenty of funny B-movie moments and one earnestly spine-chilling moment, but so much boring filler in between. Such a shame, cause Biollante is one of the best Godzilla monsters ever!"
78 T6 Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993) - Apr 17, 2017
"The monster fight scenes are legitimately well-choreographed and enjoyable. The human characters, their dialogue, and reactions off their ridiculous scenarios are almost always funny and entertainingly silly. Mechagodzilla is always a pleasure, and even Baby Godzilla wasn't as annoying as I predicted."
58 T2 The Last Man on Earth (1964) - Apr 16, 2017
"Give it credit for trying to be (arguably) the most faithful adaptation of "I Am Legend", at least as far as story and themes, but ultimately it feels extremely dull and oftentimes less logical than the book. Price's voice makes for a very eerie narration, but he doesn't act out the drama of his situation as well as the story deserves. "