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Cinema Addict - 1170 Rankings

Member Since: Jan 14, 2015

Location: NJ, USA

Age: 40

Gender: Male

Bio: There is no question that can't be answered by scoffing real hard and rolling your eyes.

0-9: shit
10-19: awful
20-29: bad
30-39: poor
40-49: eh
50-59: mediocre
60-69: decent
70-79: good
80-89: great
90-100: fantastic

40 & up is stuff I feel is worth at least one watch. Below 20 is shit I'd probably go out of my way to avoid viewing again. Anything rated 0 has no redeeming value whatsoever.

more Recent Rankings
79 T8 Nightbeast (1982) - Sep 22, 2017
"Fantasy Nightbeast remake: Ninja & Yo-Landi of Die Antwoord as Sheriff 'Stache & Deputy Mullet. Werner Herzog can direct, as he was able to put up with Klaus Kinski's bullshit. Sharlto Copley as Jamie, Macon Blair as mayor, Paz de la Huerta as Mary Jane. Michael Rooker as governor. Neil Maskell as Dr Steven Price & Kathy Bates as Dr Ruth Sherman. Michael Shannon as Drago? I got so deep in fantasy I had to rewind the last 10 minutes. Anyway this is amazing as it is, what is wrong with you people."
71 T7 Sledgehammer (1983) - Sep 21, 2017
"The characters are idiots, the dialog is inane, & the slow-motion is seriously abused - while it works in some the nightmarish kill scenes, there's also stuff like a happy couple taking a 5 minute slo-mo stroll. Stick it out though, ultimately this is entertaining crap. Plus, the hero looks like He-Man & can't seem to keep his shirt on for any length of time."
60 T5 Pulgasari (1985) - Sep 19, 2017
"Not "good", but intriguingly bizarre, which is good enough for me."
75 T8 Cannibal Possession: Heart of Ice (2012) - Sep 19, 2017
"Given the cover image & title, I was expecting some sort of horrifically exploitational crap. I also had somehow never heard of the Vincent Li case & thought it might be a fauxumentary that turns into a horror film, like Savageland. Was pleasantly surprised (& maybe just a little disappointed) by a rather staid documentary."
14 T1 Bite (2015) - Sep 18, 2017
"Who in the hell removes ALL their clothes to have sex in the front seat of a car? In the parking lot of their apartment complex, no less. This movie is full of stupid shit & stupid characters doing stupid unlikely shit, but somehow this was my breaking point."
70 T7 Kong: Skull Island (2017) - Sep 12, 2017
47 T3 Predator 2 (1990) - Sep 12, 2017
"I have no excuse as to how it took me 27 years to see this for the first time. Finally bought the DVD for $3 at a used record store in New Paltz. Goofy ass shit. More screen time for Gary Busey would've been a huge improvement (for me, anyway, I love that crazy fuck)."
58 T5 Patchwork (2015) - Sep 11, 2017
"I might give this a higher score with a second viewing. I think the premise hijacked my imagination & built my expectations too high, leaving me disappointed. The characters are pretty annoying, though."
53 T4 The Kindred (1987) - Sep 03, 2017
"Remember this really freaking me out on USA's Saturday Night Nightmares as a kid. Does not hold up on re-watch."