Cinema Addict - 1342 Film Ratings
Member Since: Jan 14, 2015
Location: NJ, USA
Bio: If a demon possessed me I'd just be like okay take it from here good luck man.
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|43 26%||Day of the Animals (1977) - Apr 01, 2019
"Nice movie, hotshot. Has a whole lotta shirtless Leslie Nielsen, which is not my go-to fantasy, but you could do worse. Less boring than most "animal attack" films from the same era, but not good."
|55 38%||Invaders from Mars (1986) - Mar 28, 2019|
|15 8%||Godzilla (1998) - Mar 28, 2019
"Stupidly, what bothered me the most is how everyone refers to the monster as "he", merely as a setup to going " OMG, HE'S a SHE!!?" It's a giant fucking lizard, who the fuck wouldn't call it an it besides some obsessed reptilian enthusiast who can determine its sex by its genital slit."
|73 71%||Us (2019) - Mar 26, 2019
|72 68%||Annihilation (2018) - Mar 12, 2019
""Just gonna walk into a an unknown dangerous situation armed with automatic weapons but no headgear ay." Other than that I enjoyed it up until the unsatisfying end, but it left me with a serious craving for some psilocybin 'shrooms."
|61 48%||Bullet Head (2017) - Mar 12, 2019|
|72 68%||Melancholie der Engel (2009) - Mar 11, 2019
"Probable score 6?! Gotdangit Criticker, don't you know me better by now? I watched it twice in a row because first time it had Italian subtitles, & after in the comments I found a link to English subtitles. I'm on spring break, I have time to indulge! It's beautifully shot & great soundtrack & I get to see people screaming in pain, bleeding all over, pissing & shitting themselves in real life so not much fazes me (except Foodfight! FUCK that movie). Life sucks & we all die horribly, have fun."
|60 46%||End Day (2005) - Mar 10, 2019
"Frankly I was stressed & hoping maybe the world will end before I have to figure out what I'm doing with the rest of my life & watching this killed almost an hour but gave me no answers but had some pretty neat scenarios I can maybe get off to."
|90 92%||Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero (2004) - Mar 10, 2019|
|60 46%||Evils of the Night (1985) - Mar 06, 2019
""Alright, now we can get high", really the best excuse to watch this. A cast of oldsters I like in low budget '80s schlock that owes a lot to low budget '50s schlock. New Wave alien lesbian nurses at 8 minutes in; I mean the movie would've been exponentially better if it had gone with that story line instead of following the guy sneaking away down the hallway, but just that it suggests it means bonus points from me."