Cinema Addict - 1118 Rankings
Member Since: Jan 14, 2015
Location: NJ, USA
Bio: There is no question that can't be answered by scoffing real hard and rolling your eyes.
40 & up is stuff I feel is worth at least one watch. Below 20 is shit I'd probably go out of my way to avoid viewing again. Anything rated 0 has no redeeming value whatsoever.
|83 T9||77 Minutes (2016) - May 24, 2017
"In BCT this psycho drill instructor taught us a running cadence based off this mass killing. Most cadences were about the glory of war, but this was explicitly about the fun in killing children & the elderly. I hated being forced to call cadence on group runs, so when I got to permanent party & got called out, I would always yell this particular cadence out, & get sent to the back of formation when done. This doc made me feel a little guilty over finding that so funny. But it's still funny."
|62 T5||Clown (2014) - May 23, 2017|
|78 T8||Trouble Every Day (2001) - May 20, 2017|
|70 T7||Tag (2015) - May 19, 2017|
|60 T5||The Corpse Grinders 3 (2012) - May 15, 2017
"Embarrassingly, I've never seen the original Corpse Grinders, & I don't think I was ever aware there was a first sequel. None of that really matters though in watching this. It's bad, sure, but interesting visually & decent comedic performances."
|77 T8||Adam and Eve (1983) - May 10, 2017
"I'm starting a new religion based off this film. It's gonna be called The Church of Mark Gregory Without Pants & it's definitely gonna involve merkins."
|77 T8||Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno Live (2015) - May 10, 2017|
|70 T7||Escape from the Bronx (1983) - May 06, 2017|
|1 T1||Martyrs (2016) - May 06, 2017
"I went into this determined to judge it on its own merits. So what if it's a needless remake. But oh man - just the first 10 minutes. 10 minutes of terrible exposition, awful acting. . . then BLAM! Horribly rendered CGI shotgun blast to the chest! Then it gets WORSE. Now I've got to see the original again because this pile of shit has me doubting it's as good as I remember."
|65 T6||Korolevstvo krivykh zerkal (1963) - May 05, 2017
"Well that sure was something. If I'd seen that when I was the target age I probably would have been both creeped out and bored. Then again I loved Chitty Chitty Bang Bang when I six, so maybe I would've been into it. By now though I've had enough weird psychedelic experiences to kind of relate. Parrot's talking to me & I dropped the jam jar, fuck I need to get out of here before gramma gets back."