Cinema Addict - 2125 Rankings
Member Since: Apr 16, 2009
Location: Acton, Massachusetts, USA
Bio: I love movies. I like talking about them. Feel free to message me and call me a stupid asshole if you disagree with one of my reviews, or if you just happen to feel like it.
|30 T3||Rumor Has It... (2005) - Jul 25, 2009
"The "twist" in this couldn't have come farther out of left field. It came from an opposing field across the parking lot, after being blown for miles from a much further away field, which is itself a part of a much larger field. And that field came from another dimension full of an infinite number of fields."
|30 T3||The Fan (1996) - May 28, 2017
"Bobby Rayburn is clearly supposed to be a stand-in for Barry Bonds, but Bonds himself is namechecked in the movie. despite being on the Giants at the time this film was made, he is not shown in the film, nor does he appear to make an impact on any of the games. I consider this incredibly unlikely, as Bonds holds the second highest WAR of all time on Baseball Reference, just barely behind Babe Ruth. boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder"
|0 T1||Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) - Apr 17, 2009
"Just as abysmally, unwatchably bad as Attack of the Clones, but it gets a zero for forcing me to hear idiots talk about how great it is because it's so dark and epic. Fuck you."
|5 T1||Cop Out (2010) - Apr 05, 2014
"If you'd told me this movie was a remake of Weekend at Bernie's with Bruce Willis as the reanimated corpse, I'd have believed you!"
|25 T2||Russell Madness (2015) - Mar 13, 2015
"For a movie meant for children, it spends an exorbitant amount of time on its plot. And you'd expect the plot to be about a kid and his puppy, but it's actually about his effeminate dad's descent into corporate Hell with Cliff from Cheers as the devil. I wanted terrible CGI of humans being attacked by animals. I got 90 minutes of exposition and a rip-off of Thunderstruck. This is the English Patient of wrestling dog movies."
|1 T1||Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) - Apr 17, 2009
"Unacceptably bad. Even giving this film a score is too generous. Hayden Christiansen is unfairly blamed, by the way. Everyone is terrible in this film, and Natalie Portman is the worst."