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Paxton

Cinema Addict - 2244 Film Ratings

Member Since: Jan 23, 2012

Location: Madison, WI, USA

Age: 37

Gender: Male

Status: Attached

Bio: I'm going to fudge my rankings and uprank movies that are my actual favorites. My favorite movies are rarely the best in craft. And while one of my favorites may be the expertly crafted The Godfather, I'm not going to be using this unique opportunity to recommend you something you already know you should see. If you were waiting for me personally to convince you to watch Seven Samurai, you have put too much pressure on a guy that likes Michael Dudikoff films. I had previously given Ravenous an 86 when in reality it's a 75 tops. Now it's a 100. Welcome to my recommendations.
more Recent Ratings
77 78% Mr. Sardonicus (1961) - Feb 20, 2019
"Mr. Sardonicus is an excellent feature about that time Steven Tyler couldn't stop smiling. I was a big fan of this one and recommend enthusiastically."
59 32% Thoroughbreds (2018) - Feb 20, 2019
"I have never experienced a soundtrack more devoted to taking me out of my film viewing experience. I've had a five year old jump on my head while I was trying to watch The Neverending Story. I've sat in-between my wife and sister having nonstop conversation during Sicario: Day of the Frivolosa Charla. I watched a man have a seizure in a movie theater. I found out my best friend's dad died while I was stuck watching an action movie with all kinds of senseless death. This soundtrack was the worst."
83 89% Paper Moon (1973) - Feb 19, 2019
"Excellent performances all around. The only thing that really bothered me was some of the set design. I'm almost certain that was a cardboard sea."
68 49% The Hills Have Eyes (1977) - Feb 19, 2019
"♫The hills are alive, with the sound of barking/ The dogs seem to sense something terrible/ The hills fill my heart with such immense menace/ Now one of the dogs has run into them/ One of us goes to find where the dog got off to but they've been gone for awhile/ Now our camper is locked and there's a struggle inside, I hope they don't take our baby/ I go to the hills to retrieve my baby/ I know I will stop these cannibals/ This rattlesnake will distract this cannibal/ And I'll stab some more."
78 79% Crimson Peak (2015) - Feb 16, 2019
"Tom Hiddleston is so amazing in this I hope nobody stabs him through the mouth. "
65 43% Finding Nemo (2003) - Feb 15, 2019
"I'm not a big fan of movies that feature lost or separated children. This comedic children's movie makes me more nervous than ninety percent of the horror movies I watch."
70 59% The Vampire Lovers (1970) - Feb 15, 2019
"Ingrid Pitt was God's first attempt to make Monica Bellucci. "
69 53% Resident Evil (2002) - Feb 14, 2019
"Is this the one with Milla Jovovich?"
70 59% Pineapple Express (2008) - Feb 14, 2019
"David Gordon Green likes Danny McBride the way Judd Apatow likes Seth Rogan, excessively. James Franco just likes being in movies."
75 73% Spotlight (2015) - Feb 13, 2019
"Shines a considerable spotlight on Mark Ruffalo's overacting. "