Cinema Addict - 2377 Film Ratings
Member Since: Jan 23, 2012
Location: Madison, WI, USA
Bio: I'm going to fudge my rankings and uprank movies that are my actual favorites. My favorite movies are rarely the best in craft. And while one of my favorites may be the expertly crafted The Godfather, I'm not going to be using this unique opportunity to recommend you something you already know you should see. If you were waiting for me personally to convince you to watch Seven Samurai, you have put too much pressure on a guy that likes Michael Dudikoff films. I had previously given Ravenous an 86 when in reality it's a 75 tops. Now it's a 100. Welcome to my recommendations.
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|65 42%||The Mechanic (2011) - Sep 20, 2019
"“There’s only one problem. I’m not left-handed.” “Than you’re going to die.”"
|70 59%||The Last Castle (2001) - Sep 20, 2019
"This movie about tearing down walls features one of my favorite scenes of men building a wall."
|30 3%||Spy Hard (1996) - Sep 19, 2019
"Wildly offensive movie that bizarrely thought it was a good idea to combine parodies of both Spy Kids and Hard Candy."
|40 8%||I Am Number Four (2011) - Sep 19, 2019
"On a scale of one to disinterested, I rate this one of your work stories that is about a nonexistent problem being solved by ignoring it."
|75 74%||First Reformed (2018) - Sep 18, 2019
"I could see a man giving up the cloth for Amanda Seyfried, but, realistically, I don't know if she should expect him to start recycling."
|77 78%||Foxcatcher (2014) - Sep 17, 2019
"I thought Steve Carell was funnier on The Office but only by a nose."
|66 44%||American Sniper (2014) - Sep 17, 2019
"Anyone more offended by the politics than by that fake baby can leave the premises. "
|26 3%||Valentine's Day (2010) - Sep 16, 2019
"Garry Marshall makes Penny Marshall look like Neil Marshall."
|64 40%||A Dangerous Method (2011) - Sep 16, 2019
"The only thing that needed a spanking was the script. I am overflowing with hilarity."
|73 68%||Isle of Dogs (2018) - Sep 14, 2019
"Probably mixes in a little too much Plague Dogs for my liking. Even the coughs upset me. Despite this over sensitivity I didn’t think this packed the emotional punches that Fantastic Mr. Fox did. At the very least it wasn’t as horrifically creepy as the Island of Misfit Toys from that Rudolph movie."