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Paxton

Cinema Addict - 2472 Film Ratings

Member Since: Jan 24, 2012

Location: Your neighborhood, right behind you. , USA

Age: 38

Gender: Male

Bio: I'm going to fudge my rankings and uprank movies that are my actual favorites. My favorite movies are rarely the best in craft. And while one of my favorites may be the expertly crafted The Godfather, I'm not going to be using this unique opportunity to recommend you something you already know you should see. If you were waiting for me personally to convince you to watch Seven Samurai, you have put too much pressure on a guy that likes Michael Dudikoff films. I had previously given Ravenous an 86 when in reality it's a 75 tops. Now it's a 100. Welcome to my recommendations.
more Recent Ratings
74 71% Kontroll (2003) - Jan 24, 2020
"Excellent world building establishing an interesting group in an interesting situation. In all reality though, it kind of pales in comparison to regular stories from just asking random strangers what the worst thing that's ever happened to them on the subway."
68 49% Bugsy Malone (1976) - Jan 24, 2020
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVZmW59AAgw - 0:44 - there is no better “zing” in the history of mankind. "
80 84% Dirty Work (1998) - Jan 23, 2020
"KATHY: So, uh, would you like to come in for some coffee? MITCH: Oh! No, no, I, uh, have to go, uh, lift weights. STILL MITCH: What?"
72 66% Long Weekend (1978) - Jan 23, 2020
"This film shot in Melbourne and New South Wales (TOO SOON!) focuses on man's destruction of nature (TOO SOON!). Lesson learned, right?"
79 82% Parasite (2019) - Jan 22, 2020
"Before I saw this I was speaking with a friend and he gave this review: "It was fine." I was a bit shocked. "Really? Everybody says it's great." He answered, "Yeah, everybody that's never seen a Korean movie before." I was happy to enter the cinema nowhere near as cynical as he, but I'll be honest, I think he might've been right. Still much better than The Uninvited Guest though."
81 87% Knives Out (2019) - Jan 22, 2020
"Chair design by Game of Thrones."
80 84% Le Cercle rouge (1970) - Jan 17, 2020
"Spoiler Alert: Turns out to be a red circle."
70 59% Goon (2012) - Jan 17, 2020
"I've been praising the subtle greatness of Seann William Scott since watching The Promotion. And he's proven it time and time again. I mean ... The Promotion, ...uh, this...um,... okay just those two. Hockey movies are always about the fighting except when they aren't. Than they are about geese."
69 53% The Ten (2007) - Jan 16, 2020
"When it’s bad it’s almost unbearable but the CAT scandoff is the most brilliant short piece of comedy I’ve seen outside of any consecutive ten minute sequence pulled from any one of the Police Academy movies. "
69 53% Body Parts (1991) - Jan 16, 2020
"It plays everything with the exact right amount of seriousness. It's stupid but a lot of fun. Fantastic score and a great performance from Fahey who has a constant undercurrent of unhinged potential but never fully lets it loose. I imagine it's what I look like trying to hold it together at work. Almost forgot the handcuff car chase ridiculousness. Fun movie. Okay, it's not really good."