Cinema Addict - 1951 Rankings
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|16 T2||The Rosie O'Donnell Show (1996) - Oct 22, 2015
"Rosie is a fat, annoying idiot who passes off too hard on trying to come off as "nice" but ends up being insufferable. This show is labelled as a "comedy," but I fail to see where the jokes are. It's nothing more than a terrible soapbox for a women who has extremely narrow minded opinions about subjects she clearly knows little about. Not to mention she was often times a mean spirited, hypocritical cunt who screams at guests and bullies others. "Queen of nice" my ass."
|22 T2||Ender's Game (2013) - Aug 26, 2016
"Nice visual imagery aside, the movie sucked as much as the book did. For starters, the premise is utterly retarded. Why is it that a military with plentiful trained personnel would rely on a group of kids that they themselves are training to win a war instead of... I dunno... fighting in the war themselves? That's not to mention the painfully contrived ending, mary sue nature of Ender and lame side characters. At least it didn't have the moronic "kid rules the world with the internet" subplot."
|26 T3||RWBY (2012) - Oct 22, 2015
"Remember when you were 13 and had this awesome idea for a show, but then you grew up and realized it was a terrible idea? That's this show in a nutshell. The plot is extremely idiotic, bolstered by annoying characters with annoying voices. To its credit, the choreography could be pretty good but that's brought down heavily by its clunky and awful animation and the amount of emphasis they put on its shitty plot. Even the most vapid of animes had plots more intelligible than this shit. "
|55 T6||Lincoln (2012) - Aug 02, 2013
"It's pretty damn predictable stuff that's too drawn out for its own good. I can only take so many scenes of Daniel Day Lewis with a halo on top of his head without losing interest. Had this movie opted for something that wasn't so damn safe and hadn't lionized Lincoln to such a retarded degree the movie may have been better. Frankly I find the movie too hollywood for what it could have been and everything just felt too... typical. Typical of the sort of shit that give oscar givers boners."
|50 T6||Geri's Game (1997) - Apr 16, 2014
"THIS IS IT! THE MOST DEEPEST OF THE DEEPEST! EVANGELION? SPACE ODYSSEY 2001? MEGUCA 5.32131? NONE ARE AS DEEP AS THIS MASTERPIECE RIGHT HERE! LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER AS HE TRIES TO PLAY A SOLO GAME OF GODDAMN CHEESE! DAMN! THAT EXISTENTIALIST CRISIS IS STRONG WITH THIS NIGGAH! IT'S SO DEEP THAT I WAS LEFT IN DEEP AND PROFOUND THOUGHT WHEN HE TURNED OVER THE CHASE BOARD TO FAIRLY PROVE THAT HE WAS THE VIKTOR AND THAT HIS SISTR SHOULD JUST GIVE UP AND ADMIT DEFEAT! THAT SEX IN THE END WAS HAWT!"
|85 T10||Monster (2003) - May 25, 2017
"Fantastic performance by Theron, giving life to what is also a fantastic film. I dug the subtle and slow development of Aileen as a character as bits and pieces of her past are revealed throughout the film. Perhaps the film humanized her more than what Aileen deserved in reality, but I consider it an impressive feat to make someone sympathetic of a serial killer. I even liked the cheesy music they played, which encapsulated the delusions of grandeur of the main protagonists."
|20 T2||Criminal Minds (2005) - Nov 06, 2015
"Slightly less idiotic than CSI, but still pretty shitty.The characters are all one-dimensional cliches which range from being bland and boring to annoying and insufferable.That aside, there's the usual bullshit you'll see in crime shows like this: the tech person's absurd ability to somehow find data that shouldn't exist, the protagonists violating FBI policies constantly and the absurdity of serial killers killing dozens of people on a weekly basis.Then, this show wants me to take it seriously."
|20 T2||Nostalgia Critic (2007) - Sep 13, 2015
"My ears literally hurt after hearing his obnoxious screams. Doug is an awful comedian; his reviews are more about complaining about films than actually critiquing them and his skits are incredibly cringey. The worst part of it all is that he thinks he's some sort of comedic genius and there's countless people who consistently praise every video he releases, which does nothing but elevate his ego. It's no surprise to me at all that his other attempts at comedies failed miserably."
|30 T3||The Hunger Games (2012) - Jul 12, 2014
"This is probably the most vapid "battle Royale-eque" thing I've ever watch. The society and rules make no sense, the social commentary is toddler tier non-sense, the action is shit and they do a piss poor job of making a believable cast with real economic divides. In the end the movie feels like it aims to appeal to the high school Twilight loving female demographic in order to make a profit while trying to mask this with "social commentary" that doesn't really say anything at all."
|84 T10||Ai no mukidashi (2008) - May 05, 2017
"That was one of the most insane 4 hours I've ever experienced... and I liked it! It's like the director decided to give a big middle finger to every film convention imaginable to create one of the most ridiculous films in existence."