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PendejoJorge

Cinema Addict - 1983 Film Rankings

Member Since: Jun 3, 2010

Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

Age: 25

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35 T4 World War Z (2013) - Dec 10, 2014
"Can't say I was surprised by this movie's awfulness, but did they REALLY need to take the name of a generally respected novel and then hardly use anything from said book? The movie follows every Hollywood disaster/zombie flick cliche as if it was routine, to the point they even use all the stock sound effects and music you've heard from other movies. The poor writing, child acting and inconsistent plot didn't make it better. Am I supposed to be impressed by any of this?"
92 T10 Birdman (2014) - Dec 10, 2014
"Probably one the most ingenious movies I've seen in a long time, the film just oozes brilliance. From the way they do cuts and how they make use of surrealism, everything is on point and feels like has a purpose. The movie conveys its message beautifully and the acting from everyone is spot on. There's not a whole lot I can criticize about besides maybe some unexplored subplots, but otherwise the movie is fantastic."
88 T10 Three Kingdoms (2010) - Oct 14, 2015
"The show has amazing intrigue and lots of interesting and well developed characters. The action scenes could be pretty turdy, but the liveliness of the drama and the great pacing and dialog more than made up for it. The creators of the show displayed a great understanding of both the novel and the history whilist also creating their own interpretation of the era. It's a bit of departure from other 3K stuff, since it's more about its characters than the set pieces. "
10 T1 Atop the Fourth Wall (2008) - Sep 13, 2015
"As a massive fan of comics{capes especially},I honestly can't stand this hack. Linkara can sometimes put out a review that's tolerable like his Ultimatum review or his retrospective on Power Rangers,otherwise he's a completely insufferable "feminist" who pushes his agenda a lot and has virtually no comedic talent. His skits are TRULY the bottom of the barrel when it comes to entertainment and are nothing but borderline cringe. Not to mention his opinions on comics themselves are generally vapid."
80 T9 One Punch Man (2015) - Oct 25, 2015
"One Punch Man is a weird idea, how is it that you make a character who can literally defeat anyone with a single punch be so entertaining? But yet, it works. Saitama is a deadpan, often times nonchalant guy who takes on horrifying and/or comical threats with very little enthusiasm. The clash between Saitama's character with the often times dramatic and cliched tropes he comes to face with is a great source of comedy that would otherwise be pretty bland without him. Also, the animation is superb."
85 T10 Monster (2003) - May 25, 2017
"Fantastic performance by Theron, giving life to what is also a fantastic film. I dug the subtle and slow development of Aileen as a character as bits and pieces of her past are revealed throughout the film. Perhaps the film humanized her more than what Aileen deserved in reality, but I consider it an impressive feat to make someone sympathetic of a serial killer. I even liked the cheesy music they played, which encapsulated the delusions of grandeur of the main protagonists."
26 T3 RWBY (2012) - Oct 22, 2015
"Remember when you were 13 and had this awesome idea for a show, but then you grew up and realized it was a terrible idea? That's this show in a nutshell. The plot is extremely idiotic, bolstered by annoying characters with annoying voices. To its credit, the choreography could be pretty good but that's brought down heavily by its clunky and awful animation and the amount of emphasis they put on its shitty plot. Even the most vapid of animes had plots more intelligible than this shit. "
16 T2 The Rosie O'Donnell Show (1996) - Oct 22, 2015
"Rosie is a fat, annoying idiot who passes off too hard on trying to come off as "nice" but ends up being insufferable. This show is labelled as a "comedy," but I fail to see where the jokes are. It's nothing more than a terrible soapbox for a women who has extremely narrow minded opinions about subjects she clearly knows little about. Not to mention she was often times a mean spirited, hypocritical cunt who screams at guests and bullies others. "Queen of nice" my ass."
85 T10 Texhnolyze (2003) - Nov 14, 2015
"Fascinating and beautifully animated cyberpunk world that is also simultaneously one of the most depressing series I've ever watched. Bleak as it is, I also admire its experimentation when it comes to how each scene is shot and the themes it touches upon, in particular the concepts of ego and technology. The show can be pretty hard to get into as the first few episodes are extremely incoherent and kinda dull, but with enough patience the show shines extremely well."
30 T3 The Hunger Games (2012) - Jul 12, 2014
"This is probably the most vapid "battle Royale-eque" thing I've ever watch. The society and rules make no sense, the social commentary is toddler tier non-sense, the action is shit and they do a piss poor job of making a believable cast with real economic divides. In the end the movie feels like it aims to appeal to the high school Twilight loving female demographic in order to make a profit while trying to mask this with "social commentary" that doesn't really say anything at all."