Movie Buff - 403 Rankings
Member Since: Apr 3, 2017
Location: Tasmania, Australia
|15 T1||Rings (2017) - Apr 30, 2017
"Ranking among some of the most hideously inept films I've ever had the misfortune of witnessing, "Rings" is incoherent to the nth degree, and so laughably, unbelievably awful that I scarcely know how to feel, with plot elements, pacing, and acting that feels like everyone involved had a shared, crippling stroke."
|50 T3||The Quiet Ones (2014) - Apr 30, 2017|
|95 T9||Get Out (2017) - Apr 29, 2017|
|70 T6||Romancing the Stone (1984) - Apr 28, 2017|
|95 T9||Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) - Apr 27, 2017
"Familiar in all of the right ways, but never afraid to take a risk or two, "Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2" is a superhero sequel done right, a bombastic, energetic display of sheer cinematic craftsmanship that takes the characters and locations of the first and never looks back, blasting them into a bright and wonderfully irreverent future."
|65 T5||Ghost Rider (2007) - Apr 26, 2017
"Perfectly competent in every way, "Ghost Rider" is at its absolute best when it's fiery protagonist envelops the screen, but isn't entirely dependent on the titular rider, making for a reasonably entertaining, entirely inconsequential comic book outing that neither inspires nor wildly impresses either."
|60 T4||Elektra (2005) - Apr 25, 2017
"More subdued than "Daredevil", but less entertaining than its other superpowered brethren, Elektra" survive on charm alone, having just enough levity and stylish action to make for a viewing experience that isn't totally intolerable, despite being the poster child for "it's on TV but I'm too lazy to change the channel" entertainment."
|35 T2||Blade: Trinity (2004) - Apr 25, 2017
"Nonsensical, tired, and utterly imcomprehensible, "Blade: Trinity" is the final nail in the proverbially coffin for an already mediocre franchise, a film lacking in any self-awareness, atmosphere, or craftsmanship, the once horrific vampires of the previous instalments substituted for a race of living embarrassments, and the end result being nothing more than a shameful waste of everyone's time."
|100 T10||Spider-Man 2 (2004) - Apr 24, 2017
"Perhaps the best superhero movie ever made, even 13 years on, "Spider-Man 2" is a pure cinematic delight, a film that not only builds upon the themes and ideas of its predecessor, but mirrors them, creating a riveting sense of duality, both in the inner struggles of Peter Parker and the very film itself. "
|90 T9||The Punisher (2004) - Apr 24, 2017|