War Machine
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| 75 56% | Closer (2004) - Jul 28, 2021
"Someobiturarieswrittenwhilealive+overwrittenbutgood+shewaslisteningtotheirconvolol+sexchatsendshimtoher:P-datelol+loolshehasaffairwithhimforyear/marriesother:P-itreatyoulikeawhore?-sometimes-whywouldthatbe.lmao-hardcoredetailslol+lying'sthemostfunagirlcandowithouttakingherclothesoffbutit'smorefunifyoudo+Cgotonelastfucklool+depressivesdontwannabehappylol+backtoN-checkmemories-Csaidbangedher-truelol-iloveyou!-where?-slapsher+Nhadafakenamelol"
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| 80 69% | Fever Pitch (2005) - Jul 28, 2021
"1stdatesick-helpsher-iwontlookokayilookedlool-cleanshertoilet/brushesdogteethcuzatepukelol-anniehall-whatdyousay...roadhouselool+everbreaksupwithyoui'llkillherlmao+...i'maredsoxfanlool+thoughtpreg+missbestcomebackeverlol+thinkshebackjustcuztheybouttobeeliminated+sellingthemsosherushes-runfield:P-i'mbeingarrested:Dlmao+winworldserieslol"
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| 67 37% | Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) - Jul 28, 2021
"Pinkring:P+animaltesting+elle'ssnapcuplool+redheadsfellowminoritylool+dogsgay+dogguyhelpedusetheirdogsagainstthem+sistersmobilizedlol+whitehouse-winks:P"
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| 60 21% | 28 Days (2000) - Jul 27, 2021
"Backthefuckoff!-claplol+momwasaddict+didntrememberherhorribletoastatsiswedding:P+terribleskitlolbutniceforthegirl+roomieOD+soviggopunchedherbadbfthenshesawhebangedsomegirl-shebreaksupwithbadbf-goestorandomfriendguyfromrehablol"
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| 65 32% | Anything Else (2003) - Jul 27, 2021
"Youchosepsychoanalysisoverlife?areyoulearningdisabled?lol+hehadgf-stoleherfromfriendlol+6monthsshesaidcouldntbanglol+cheated-saidtotest:P+shessuchashittyfakepersonlol+Wusedalotofnicebigwordslol+sheleaveshimforDr"
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| 73 52% | A Cinderella Story (2004) - Jul 26, 2021
"Quakekilleddad+norwegialol+MrWalshlol+secretadmirer-CMM-neitherknowsitsother+ilikethemodernizing+doesntknowwhosheislmao+winkingandqueen-shedips-dropscell+nuffwantedpostersforher:P+eweyesmeetanddoesntrecognizelool+stepscausedisspeprallywithex/revealemailsetc/her+allquitdiner+seesherleavinggamesohedoes+hiddenwilllefteverythingtoher+ITDOESNTMATTERWHATTHEYSAY"
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| 60 21% | The Game (1997) - Jul 25, 2021
"Rejected+waitressinvolvedforabit+thoughtguyhefiredframedpics+brothinksheinonit/fuckinghim+shegothispasswords/druggedhim+realguntheydidntknowabout-doesntbelievebdayparty-shootsbro-jumpsoffbuildingcrashhisgala-padding-brofineetc"
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| 65 32% | Lassie (1994) - Jul 24, 2021
"ShewatchesOGlassie+michellewilliamslol+fightswolf+babylambbydeadmom+assholestooksheep+fight-waterfall-survives-survives"
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| 68 38% | Orgazmo (1997) - Jul 24, 2021
"NOWYOU'REAMAENlool+ronjeremy+stuntcocklool+hamsterstylelolvowedneveragain+hedoesthefatchickvoicelmao+nowidontwannasoundlikeaqueerornothinkeptescalatinglool+orgasmray+amputatepeepee-nowhecangetrevendeasNeuderedManlol+NC-17loolshouldabeenPG13"
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| 60 21% | The Rules of Attraction (2002) - Jul 22, 2021
"Endofworldparty-virgin-passoutbefore-diffguybang-herecord-notaspainfulassay-throwuponher+fredsavagejunkielol+gotworsequicklol+profmanipulatesherjustBJslol+herroomiebanghim+hissecretadmirerslitsherwrists+ionlydiditwithhercuzi'minlovewithyoulmao-shecriesinsuicidewashroomlol+hepunchesoutherroomiefortalkinshitlol-failshangingetcsopills+fakessuicidetoherlmaoshelaughedabit+rapidqurotripmontagelol+grassinthefieldetc+hethoughtshewrotetheletterslol+endsatbeginning+allicouldthinkaboutwas-+reversecredits"
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