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War Machine

Cinema Addict - 1734 Film Ratings

Member Since: Feb 29, 2016

Location: Canada

Bio: *I HAVE SPOILERS ALL UP IN MY MINI REVIEWS* I NEEDED a rating system more like thisssss
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50 7% Apollo 13 (1995) - Jun 01, 2020
"Mediadidntreallycaretilitwasgoingbad+ididntreallypayattentionlolboring"
67 34% Philadelphia (1993) - May 30, 2020
"Theyprobablygetconfusedisthatyours?isthatmine?lool+howweraisedtofeelaboutgays+weirdoperalovelol+takesshirtofftoshowproperlesions-momwatchin+theywineventhoughitseemslikeonlyonebossknewhehadaids"
75 49% Jim Carrey: The Un-Natural Act (1991) - May 30, 2020
"rvw. this made me think he probably coulda been an amazing stand up comedian if he stuck to it more and maybe returned to it around bruce almighty"
60 19% The Fairytales (2004) - May 28, 2020
"UglyDucklingep+Tookawhiletohatch-canttalk+sadladysayingdontlethimswimfirst-momlistensbutheswimsnasty+momsaysnotwhenlookproperly+standsupformom+momsayscathumanbosslol+ladiestoldcattokill-fliesawaysoeatsladieslol+overhearsmomsayingmaybebetterifneveretcsoleaves+dodgehunter+oldladytriestoeatcuzboy+growsold-tellsbeautyswansskillmelool-showslookthesame-swantoo-storkprobmesseduplol+visitducks-ladiesjustinjured"
50 7% Goldman v Silverman (2020) - May 28, 2020
"They'rejustweirdstreetperformersandthere'snopointtoitlol"
70 40% The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Other Stories (1993) - May 28, 2020
"C-pigsoutonjunkfood-stomachache-eatsleaf/fine-cocoon-butterfly-70+longladderonmountain-igetsmaller/takewhensmallenough-lmaohedoes-shethrowsitintheairanditdisappearslol-returnsetc-70+friendshemeetscanthear-finallymeetsagirlcricketandcanmakenoise70+colours-thengetsanimal'straits-chimeralol-couldntcatchflysobacktonormal-70+fantasialolseashit"
67 34% Boys on the Side (1995) - May 28, 2020
"Wfightshimlikeamanalmost:P-Dfuckedupprettynicelol/flasheshim+tiedup-founddead-shepreg+Mhidshehasaidslol+guysstilltriestobangMlolafterWtoldhim+Wwasastar+Dcopbf-gets1-2years+babyblacklmao+artfuledit/cuttoshowMdied"
68 35% Never Been Kissed (1999) - May 28, 2020
"Herannoyingnessgettingfunny:P-areyouinspecialedlool+ohit'llbeherteacher+hercrusheggedheronpromnight+brojoinstohelp:P+theywantherteachertobethestory+staffbeenintoitlikeTVshowetclolampedshepromqueen+savesnerdygirlfromprank:)-revealseverything-wowthatwasjustlikecareyithoughtshewasgonnakillusallLOL+teacherhurt-articleaboutlifepopsoff-inviteshimtokissher+creditsyearbookpics"
63 25% Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) - May 28, 2020
"Bigtoothbrushlol+youdontwannagetmixedupwithaguylikemeetclool+i'mtryingtousethephone!lol+isaywelethimgolol+lastrequesttequiladancelolbreakdancebreaksglasses+stealsback-madeintomovie+kindalikeAustinPowers'hollywoodmovielol"
63 25% The Pee-wee Herman Show (1981) - May 28, 2020
"Lovehismovementslol+jennamarbles+2thingsmissingfrommermaid-noabellybuttonandawatchlol+prettygirlcrazyforsailorlolfucksupmakeupworried/jealous+jombese:P+almostmadeselfishwishtofly-latercarsaysilikedheranywaysetcsohegetstofly-luckiestboyintheworld/luckierthanyoulool"