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War Machine

Cinema Addict - 1845 Film Ratings

Member Since: Feb 29, 2016

Location: Canada

Bio: *I HAVE SPOILERS ALL UP IN MY MINI REVIEWS* I NEEDED a rating system more like thisssss
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80 62% Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) - Oct 22, 2020
"Charlieactuallystartsobsessed+grandpaworkedforwonkaOG+yeMJlool-onlythatonescene+getsitearlier/nofake+fewmorerealisticthings+says1getsextraprize+wantstosellit:P+thiswonkaseemsmoresociallyawkward/lessgenius/plotting/probing-morscarredbyspies/rents+Augnotmuchfatter+showsloompaland-littlebrownpeople+wonkafrequentlyannoying+dadwasbestdentist-tosseshalloweencandy+noliftingdrink+showsotherkidsleavestillfuckedlol+rentscantcome-no+Chelpshimbackwithdadwhowasfan+famsjoin"
82 68% South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut (1999) - Oct 22, 2020
"rvw. it's probably the meh songs that make it feel too long. "
85 74% Team America: World Police (2004) - Oct 22, 2020
"rvw. forgot this probably exposed me to north korea, and somalia a bit lol. derka derka. matt damon. america! FUCK YEAH. dicks pussies assholes. suck dick lol. aids! F.A.G. too political/activism. even rocky had a montage! that sex scene was hardcore lol"
85 74% Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) - Oct 21, 2020
"GreatImaginationscore+loolthecandymancan+gloopfeelshungrylooldadeatsmic+richgirldadgotfactoryopening+slugworthatthemall+paraguaylieslastticket+slugwants1everlastinggobstopper/willpay+somemehsongs+genegreat+grandpagothimtodrinkit+gaveWthegobstoppersowon+cuzagrownupwouldntdoitmywaylol"
68 36% The Pig Who Cried Werewolf (2011) - Oct 21, 2020
"shrek's thrilling tales Wolfnewsuspiciousneighbor-turnsintocrazyfatlady+rogengoo-zombiecarrots-hitsonlavalamplol-eatcarrotstosavefriends?i'llmakenewfriendslol+4-D thriller night Firezombiepastvillains/characters"
68 36% Scared Shrekless (2010) - Oct 21, 2020
"Babiesscaringtrickrtreaters+scarystorycomp+SmakesitatcastleDuloc+gingygfkickedout-madeonewithtoomuchsugar-intodough-zombiearmy+DjoinsPstory-bootsmotel-meh+theshreksorcist-babysat-cricketwasvoiceinhishead:Pcrushedit+SfampretendedFarquadghosttoscareD-Swins"
68 36% The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005) - Oct 21, 2020
"Thinksrabbithistoupeloolwaves+cuzheerasedveggiedesire+hesthemonster:P-andtherabbitcantalknowetclol+shemakesbunnysanctuary"
75 51% Soul Food (2000) - Oct 20, 2020
"rvw, i didnt like the over the top dramatic stuff. i liked the more grounded realistic drama like the fam stuff. it had ups and downs then was consistent like the last 3 seasons probably. bird cheating broke my heart. and they kinda quickly get over it lol at least the show does. and they did damon so dirty, then even dirtier she still ends up with him outta nowhere. they had a ton of crazy guest stars"
68 36% Chicken Run (2000) - Oct 20, 2020
"Rhodes:P+saveshim+leavesherthehalfoftheposterwiththecannon+comesbackandsavesher-allflyoutinship+livefree"
60 19% Shrek 4-D (2003) - Oct 20, 2020
"Stone dragon. He wanted her as his ghost bride. Dragon kills again"