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War Machine

Cinema Addict - 1149 Film Ratings

Member Since: Feb 29, 2016

Location: Canada

Bio: *I HAVE SPOILERS ALL UP IN MY MINI REVIEWS* I NEEDED a rating system more like thisssss
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81 54% The Animatrix (2003) - Feb 17, 2019
"rvw. i wish this got its own trilogy of movies. love the diff styles, especially the anime samurai one omg i'd watch any show like that. they ranged from 70-90 probably. i liked seeing extra history and context, especially what diff parts of real world are like outside zion. that final robot was so sad lool. made it feel even more like .hack"
81 54% Unlovable (2018) - Feb 15, 2019
"Fuckednuffguysloldaterapedself+Sponsor-strictrules+jacksoff1stday-hastogo30+keepsbreakingrules-resettingdayslol+sponsorbrolivethere-seemsautistic+shesaysrecluse/mentalhealth+shedrumsforhim-friends-lastgirlkilledselfinbath+shesayshi/sorry/gonnatryforthebothofusinbath+hedoesntwannabeaband+communicatethroughmusiclol+shewroteasongforthedeadgirl+sismadtheyfriends-thinkstheybanged+fightsoffjackinoff+seesexandbangshim-bangsarando+she'dmadeit20days+dementiananataptalkstoher+getsownplacestartscountagain"
82 55% To All the Boys I've Loved Before (2018) - Feb 14, 2019
"rvw"
64 21% Roma (2018) - Feb 13, 2019
"kindabg+Nicesliceoflife+bfgetsherpregthendips+1971+thefam'sdadlefttoo+herexoneoftheriotkillers-waterbreakslol+borndead+holdsit-hereisyourbabyit'sagirlsaygoodbyetoherineedtotakehernow+shesaves2ofthekidsfromdrowning-criesthatshedidntwantherbabytobeborn"
70 31% Crazy Rich Asians (2018) - Feb 12, 2019
"rvw. i liked the journey she went on and the mother vs daughter stuff. rachel was often great and sometimes meh. aqua was mostly annoying but i like her. didnt like the lead guy much. or the side cheated on girl storyline much. and the bitches vs her part was meh"
73 35% Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) - Feb 11, 2019
"Planetdestroyed30yearsago-secrecy-theirpeopleliketrynarisebackup+wyclefjeanstayinalivelmao-jessicarabbitlol+rihannastripperlol-shapeshifts-youwhen10-notgonnashootselfareyou?lol+wholetimeshetrynadenytheromance+princessguidinghimwithvisions+womaninsideyou?ladiesfirstlol+whentheydietheirsoulfindsahost+theylearnedfromacrashedship-likealluniinfo+humanssacdtheirplanettohelpwithwar-aliltooscoobydoolol+hesuchadouche-wantsgovtodecide-shedoesnicelovespeechtohimandwhyhedoesnthaveit+gonnamarry"
60 15% Mallrats (1995) - Feb 10, 2019
"Somebadacting/dialogue+wtffthatwasdoherty?-nahbutthisisherlol+gotbetter+quickstopcameo+15yofucked50guysforbookonmalesexetclol+elevatorbang+bobislikebatmanlol+keptbustinginongirlchangingaccidentally+shitsselfwhenstantalkstohim-givesgirladvice-charactersbasedontheonethatgotawayetc-friendsecretlygothimtodoit:P+clerksguyondatingshowtoo+thedialoguethatwonherbackwasntgoodneoughlol+showsvidofbenbangin15yotowindohertyback+teasechasingamy"
60 15% Hearts Beat Loud (2018) - Feb 09, 2019
"Ithinkhemademusicwithherdeadmom-atleastabouther+spotify+kisslandlord+daughterles+landlordhasbf-wantstorevampshopwithnick+labelwantem+shewantstogotoschoolinsteadofgoingforit+hesaysnotolandlordpartnership+shwannaperformlaststoredayliketitanic+theirsongisgreat-andhemadeadopeloopearlier+makesherdohergoodbyelovesongaboutgf+shealmoststayedcuzgf+shestillperforms"
83 57% Juliet, Naked (2018) - Feb 07, 2019
"Madshelistenedbeforehimlool+ilovehisfandom/study+shedissonforum:P+nuffbastards-onepreg+howtoparsewastedtime-sleepgoodetc++rosefeelslikeshecheating+chrischeated+trymeetbuthehasheartattacklol+shegoes+hefightswithhisfamslol+exmeetshimanddoesntbelievelool+doubtssogoesback:Pproves+fightoverhismusic-bodieshim-artisntfortheartist+helefthis1stborninawashroomandquitmusiccuzofthatlol+omgsonadbzfan+shesaystheycantbetogether+exwantskidswithher-saysno+yearlatermeetforcoffee+togetherandmakesnewalbumdcuzher"
62 18% Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) - Feb 06, 2019
"1912+gotcrossfromraiders-leaderlookslikeIndieandlikedhim+butcopswereinonitetc+1938-gotthecrossagain+afterholygrail/eternallife+she'stheworstindielady+andworstromance+nvmshewasanazianddadwarnedlool-howdyouknow?shetalksinhersleeplmao+hitlerautographsdiarylmao+usesbirdstocrashplane:P+shootdadsohehastogetthegrail+lastnightstilllthere-havetopickrightgrail+wrongageshimtodeath+butgrailcantleaveareaetc+shediesreachingforit-indialeavesit"