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|3 3%||Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) - Jun 16, 2018
"This is the best movie for your eyeballs: the 3D is super pretty, and you'll work out those eye muscles from all the rolling they'll be doing. "
|3 3%||Hereditary (2018) - Jun 16, 2018
"On the technical side, the first 95% of this movie is amazing! There's a hard left turn into rediculous horror at the end. Instead of being scary, it was laughably tacky. Great concept for an ending, poorly executed. "
|8 45%||Annihilation (2018) - Apr 15, 2018
"Watch: if you're in a trippy mood | I thought shroom-style movies died out in the 70s, but Alex Garland has somehow figured out how to bring it back. The flashbacks are interesting, but I feel they could be taken out with no loss. It does a good job at being thoughtful, pretty, and just ahead of what you're expecting."
|11 98%||Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) - Feb 11, 2018
"Watch it: ASAP | This isn't a happy movie; it's a movie about various states of loss. That said, I found myself laughing at some of the darkest humor I've heard all year! The story is solid, every character has a great arc, and overall this movie is so well done. Do yourself a favor and watch this the next time you get the chance. "
|8 45%||Early Man (2018) - Feb 11, 2018
"Watch: Stream it | Silly, light-hearted, and a fun time!"
|3 3%||The 15:17 to Paris (2018) - Feb 11, 2018
"Watch: Skip it | The true story is great and these guys are truly heroes, but there just doesn't seem to be enough story to fill out a movie. The pacing is painful, the dialogue had me cringing, the acting is sub-par, and the pivotal moment is gone too quickly with no real tension. "
|5 13%||Den of Thieves (2018) - Feb 11, 2018
"Watch: Background at home | For me this felt like a different writer did a story for every main character and they tried to stitch their stories together after. There's a great idea here, but when the shootout happened I had no idea who I was rooting for (nor if I should care if somebody got hit). It's an ok as a background thing, but as a story it needs work. "
|6 19%||All the Money in the World (2017) - Jan 07, 2018
"Watch: Stream it, but you won't miss anything | The trailer makes this look like 'Marky Mark Presents: Taken'. In reality it's two hours of people explaining that money is/isn't important, followed by one good speech by Marky Mark, and then the movie wraps up. There's a couple spots that promise to be exciting, but they're far between and fleeting. Not a terrible movie at all, but I felt very "meh" afterwards. "
|8 45%||The Greatest Showman (2017) - Dec 26, 2017|
|8 45%||Battle of the Sexes (2017) - Dec 17, 2017|