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Celluloid Junkie - 3498 Film Ratings

Member Since: Apr 15, 2014

Location: Los Angeles, California, USA

Age: 23

Gender: Male

Bio: I wrote a post-apocalyptic novel called 'The Fall of Polite'. You can get yourself a copy right here:
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58 40% Lucas Brothers: On Drugs (2017) - Jul 07, 2020
80 78% The Compleat Al (1985) - Jul 06, 2020
40 19% Wu Assassins (2019) - Jul 04, 2020
"I was super excited for this, then it came out, I watched the first episode, and promptly forgot it existed for several months. There are some good fights but there's also a ton of awful acting, lazy/weak writing, and horrible CGI. What made this the biggest slog to get through might have actually been the horrendous, ill-fitting soundtrack of all things."
55 36% Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) - Jul 04, 2020
78 73% Martial Arts of Shaolin (1986) - Jul 02, 2020
"First half-hour has no plot whatsoever, the next is Jet Li in drag pretending to shepherd sheep who are actually other Shaolin monks, and the last is a 30 V 30 death-match in the middle of a river. The action is fast, near-constant, and all set in front of absolutely stunning scenery. They literally fight on the Great Wall! Interesting as a time capsule since it almost perfectly bridges the gap between traditional Shaw Brothers flicks and the next wave ushered in by Jackie Chan and co."
50 29% Stuber (2019) - Jul 02, 2020
"I watched this for Iko Uwais and he was not in it nearly enough. If the police captain being a baddie is meant to be a twist, maybe don't play "evil" music every time she's on screen. The scene where Iko descends the hotel by hang-dropping entire floors was taken straight out of Cradle 2 the Grave of all things where Jet Li does the same thing. Cradle 2 the Grave is not something I ever expected to see knocked off or homaged."
60 44% The Bodyguard 2 (2007) - Jul 01, 2020
62 48% The Bodyguard (2004) - Jul 01, 2020
56 38% Kiss of the Dragon (2001) - Jul 01, 2020
"The big final fight is scored by Mystikal repeatedly shouting "big titty bitches" while Jet Li punches two goons who both have frosted tips... that scene, and that scene alone, makes this film worth watching. The action isn't very well shot. It isn't shaky but it is more often than not framed too tightly and chopped to hell. The tone is way too dour for how goofy everything is."