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Member Since: Apr 26, 2008

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70 49% Tagteam (1991) - Apr 16, 2019
"Failed TV pilot in which Jesse Ventura and Roddy Piper play unemployed professional wrestlers who stop a robbery and become cops. And then get immediately promoted to detective. And then get a wisecracking black sidekick. Charmingly moronic with surprisingly good action sequences and physical comedy. There's a great Laurel & Hardy homage involving a piano that's better than anything similar I've seen in a movie in a long time. Plus Shannon Tweed as a vampy Linda McMahon type? What trash!"
40 17% Wolf (1994) - Apr 16, 2019
"In its hokey take on a nice guyuppie who gains a personal and professional edge with assistance from the supernatural and a well-equipped effects team, it's basically THE MASK. With agonizing slow-motion instead of irritating fast-motion."
75 59% You Were Never Really Here (2017) - Apr 16, 2019
55 26% The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018) - Apr 16, 2019
75 59% Call Me by Your Name (2017) - Apr 16, 2019
55 26% The Disaster Artist (2017) - Apr 16, 2019
90 87% Penitentiary II (1982) - Apr 16, 2019
"Between the opening parody of the Star Wars crawl that informs us our hero is in danger because Ernie Hudson didn't get to fuck his ass in the first movie and the finale in which the welterweight championship changes hands in a prison while an Al Michaels-impersonating announcer recreates the Miracle-on-Ice call before adding "I BELIEVE IN APPLE PIE!!! I BELIEVE IN BROTHERHOOD!!!" as a black midget fucks a hooker under the ring, there is a genuinely original satirical intelligence at work here."
70 49% The Mule (2018) - Apr 16, 2019
60 32% Brawl in Cell Block 99 (2017) - Apr 16, 2019
55 26% Split (2017) - Apr 07, 2019