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guy piranha

Cinema Addict - 1800 Film Ratings

Member Since: Feb 21, 2011

Location: Megaton, Micronesia

Bio: fine chariot, but where are the horses?
more Recent Ratings
55 30% The Bucket List (2007) - Feb 21, 2020
"I couldn't help but think of wayne's world's chroma key scene all the time. "Hey look, now we're in new york! Or how about texas?" How am i supposed to enjoy watching these guys roam the world, when they so obviously never left the studio? At least second unit had a good time, i guess. Not one of reiner's best, but he's probably just as old and lazy as his leads."
60 39% Body Bags (1993) - Feb 21, 2020
75 79% In the Mouth of Madness (1994) - Feb 21, 2020
75 79% 1917 (2019) - Feb 03, 2020
"Sam mendes' gramps tells insanely accurate WWI stories, while us germans need to come to terms with having been evil nazis even before we became evil nazis. Damn, that deakins-guy can shoot, he should be famous or something."
15 2% Rise of the Black Bat (2012) - Jan 29, 2020
"i'm still baffled whenever i see something like this. i mean...these people obviously have seen movies before, and yet they create this and think it's okay to release it to an audience. how? why? what do they expect? do they watch it themselves now and again? are they invested? i don't get it."
75 79% Kamera o tomeru na! (2017) - Jan 28, 2020
65 52% Ad Astra (2019) - Jan 23, 2020
70 67% Uncut Gems (2019) - Jan 15, 2020
"I didn't know "annoying" could be a concept, but here it is."
60 39% Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) - Jan 14, 2020
"If anything, the past only served to weigh it down, especially the ridiculous way arnold was spun into all of this. But if you ignore the gaping inconsistencies and some horrible casting choices, miller seems to have the right idea how to go about action setpieces. Why? Because i could actually follow what was going on and hence almost "cared"! If he'd scaled it back even more, he might've had a decent action flick at hand. And what more could we have asked from this franchise at this point? "