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guy piranha

Cinema Addict - 1819 Film Ratings

Member Since: Feb 21, 2011

Location: Megaton, Micronesia

Bio: fine chariot, but where are the horses?
more Recent Ratings
65 52% Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) - Oct 23, 2020
"5 points for the "aerobicise" workout video looping in a morgue."
50 23% Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (2020) - Oct 23, 2020
"maybe i've gotten numb to this particular "brand" of humor, or maybe it just really is pretty lazy and uncreative. attempts to showcase the absurdities of current political division are kinda lopsided, too, but then again, poking fun at redneck republicans is so much easier than really having to come up with something."
75 80% The Remains of the Day (1993) - Oct 23, 2020
"my girlfriend said it was such an unsatisfying watch, especially since they wouldn't even "end up together". sometimes i hate her."
40 12% Freddy Got Fingered (2001) - Sep 25, 2020
50 23% Serenity (2019) - Sep 25, 2020
"Don't believe the hype."
65 52% Tenet (2020) - Sep 03, 2020
"One of these rare occasions, when everybody in the room just sits there, shifting uncomfortably, until nolan finally breaks the dead silence by muttering apologetically: "well, it made sense in my head.""
70 67% Relic (2020) - Aug 15, 2020
"I forgot what it's about."
65 52% One Hour Photo (2002) - Aug 10, 2020
"What exactly is so wrong about having photos of connie nielsen glued to your wall with sperm and regularly beating off to...i digress."
40 12% Alpha (2018) - Aug 08, 2020
"This movie may be alpha, but i sure wish it was beta. Badum tss. Thank you. Good night."
65 52% From Beyond (1986) - Jun 17, 2020
"A man goes above and beyond to fumble with barbara crampton's titties. I can relate."