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guy piranha

Cinema Addict - 1767 Film Ratings

Member Since: Feb 21, 2011

Location: Megaton, Micronesia

Bio: fine chariot, but where are the horses?
more Recent Ratings
60 39% Do I Sound Gay? (2014) - Sep 16, 2019
"The short answer is: yes. (The long one is: yesssSSSSsss, you do.)"
60 39% Child's Play (2019) - Sep 10, 2019
"Kinda reminds me of myself, because it knows it's stupid and really enjoys it."
30 6% Ma (2019) - Sep 08, 2019
"Meh"
60 39% Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) - Sep 07, 2019
"A 40-something manchild turns to crossdressing in order to become a more responsible person and better parent to his children. Did i really just watch this?? And how is it not more awesome?!"
45 17% X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019) - Sep 04, 2019
"aka everybody wanted jennifer lawrence's contract. maybe next time, guys."
60 39% The Dead Don't Die (2019) - Aug 30, 2019
"If dawn of the dead's social commentary was too cryptic for ya', this just might do. Worth it mostly for tilda swinton's scenes."
65 52% The Boys (2019) - Aug 30, 2019
"expected lots of grey, but it's pretty black and white for its premise. if you strip away all the labels, it's just your classical david vs. goliath stuff with almost offensively clean moral positions (even on terrorism, yay!). it quickly becomes the same dynamic i thought it'd challenge, making it well executed, but predictable. that said, even despite some plotholes, conveniences and brushed over threads, it's an okay watch with great casting and some nice jabs at society, especially early on."
60 39% Gwen (2018) - Aug 25, 2019
"I somehow would've liked a "dark folk tale" to be something else than a finger wag at patriarchy and ruthless industrialism. Some shots and the lead are very good, though."
60 39% Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) - Aug 21, 2019
"an improvement over 2014s outing by being much more in line with the original series. This time you'll get what you expect, though including the utterly neglectable human shenanigans. Still, you do not make a franchise your own by just copying the formula and exchanging the japanese actors with (mostly) americans. aw, what am i talking about? that's exactly how they've been doing it for some time now."
50 23% Avengers: Endgame (2019) - Aug 21, 2019
"the best and probably only joke worth mentioning is putting "end" into the title. as if."