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guy piranha

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Cinema Addict - 1971 Film Ratings

Member Since: Feb 21, 2011

Location: Megaton, Micronesia

Bio: fine chariot, but where are the horses?

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25 4% Troll (2022) - Dec 05, 2022
"I can see this coming from asylum, riding the coattails of big releases like gødzilla, køng or cløverfield. But from nørway and nøw? Don't get me wrong, it's a big win for everyone that roar uthaug doesn't get hollywood productions anymore, but why does he still make movies at all?! And who for? Whoever watched this (cast and crew included) and thought "yeeeaah, that's it!"? I wanna meet that person and spit in the barrel of motor oil he seems to be drinking from regularly."
60 39% On the Rocks (2020) - Dec 02, 2022
"honesty is a great tool in any relationship. there, i said it in less than 90 minutes."
65 53% A Wounded Fawn (2022) - Dec 01, 2022
"I love argento, raimi and kubrick, too, but would i so openly reference their movies? Not sure. It's definitely interesting to behold and has possibly the best credit roll i can think of. But was it good? Can't quite decide."
50 24% Creep 2 (2017) - Nov 30, 2022
"Crap, too"
50 24% Creep (2014) - Nov 30, 2022
70 69% Triangle of Sadness (2022) - Nov 26, 2022
"So basically we better learn to fish and make a fire or we're fucked."
20 2% Alien from L.A. (1988) - Nov 26, 2022
"It's always fun how they try to give the "ugly-duckling" treatment to a model just with big glasses and sloppy clothes. Nope guys, still a hot woman, just with funky taste. But deliberately giving your protagonist the most annoying voice imaginable is a strange filmmaking choice. Not that it's making things THAT much worse."
45 17% The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022) - Nov 25, 2022
"Wow. There's so much to find here, shoddy wannabe retro animation, pratt's ridiculous hairpiece, the zero fun and lukewarm writing, pom and dave obviously were the cheapest on set, shameless pandering to traditional values by a company that's been shitting on them for some time now, kevin bacon...how do you invert "an embarassment of riches"? Riches of embarassment? Well, that, anyway."
50 24% Cyborg (1989) - Nov 25, 2022
"rating includes bonus points for ralf moeller's evil(er) twin rolf muller, naming the characters after guitar stuff (gibson rickenbacker's nemesis is fender tremolo, wtf?!? And don't forget the infamous marshall strat!) and a showdown that has more "niaaaaaaah"s and "uuooooooh"s than lava-lava's "what's up teddy-bear?"."
75 81% Threads (1984) - Nov 20, 2022
"The weirdest infomercial i've seen so far."