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guy piranha

Cinema Addict - 1681 Film Ratings

Member Since: Feb 21, 2011

Location: Megaton, Micronesia

Bio: fine chariot, but where are the horses?
more Recent Ratings
60 38% The Terminal (2004) - Jul 16, 2018
65 50% Devil in the Dark (2017) - Jul 15, 2018
"it's not bad in any particular way, but somehow i wonder if at least dickson/brown got what they were going for exactly. it's probably best to stick to it as a metaphor, despite every indication that it might not be. at least it checks out best like that for me."
60 38% Hidden (2015) - Jul 15, 2018
"the filmmaking is similar to their later hit show in terms of "in case you're stupid, here's an unnecessary explanation", and that's what gave away, as well as ruined, everything way beforehand. too bad, the idea was still novel enough, the acting above average and the production adequate. maybe the fluffer-brothers should stick to getting things up and running and then let someone else do the actual dance."
40 12% Terrifier (2016) - Jul 14, 2018
"love the optimism of putting "in memory of romero, craven and hooper" in the credits. as if this shit could withstand being mentioned next to those. i'm puzzled how someone with at least some degree of budget and creative freedom still tries so unerringly to adhere to the done to death tropes, themes and formulas, instead of giving things a memorable spin. but that's just me, obviously. if you're up for some cheap ultra violence, you can do worse, i guess. not a whole lot, though."
0% Dracula in Love (2018) - Jul 12, 2018
"not only does this exist, but practically anyone with an amazon prime account can stumble upon and watch it. the world doesn't get much more ridiculous than that."
30 6% Truth or Dare (2018) - Jul 12, 2018
"someone dared blumhouse to devote all their money, time and talent to making the best movie they possibly can and they refused."
55 29% The Thing (2011) - Jul 10, 2018
"The thing (2011) is to the thing (1982), what the thing (the thing in the thing (1982)) is to terrestrial organisms: looks identical at first, but when "things get hot", it's just a cheap imitation with strange tentacles coming out of its anus."
45 16% Rampage (2018) - Jul 08, 2018
"thankfully, as trash movies go, this is pretty straightforward. well...120 million dollar trash movies starring an overgrown ape, an overgrown CGI ape and necktie-negan. i haven't reimbursed any of these expenses, and as i'm writing this, i have already forgotten 99% of the movie, so who am i to complain?"
40 12% Tau (2018) - Jul 06, 2018
"90 minutes of maika monroe trying to get hal to open the pod bay doors, while ed gein tries to get maika monroe to open her pod bay doors and it just seems everyone here's out of luck."
55 29% Super Dark Times (2017) - Jun 25, 2018
"Tahan has the screen presence of a cucumber, and the weird shifts in tone don't exactly help him to find the spot for his character. Campbell tries to give a rendition of teenage angst while the love interest basically dry humps him. The "cool" single-mom seems dated. Get it? It's all pretty underwhelming, so i'm puzzled why it doesn't ring with the memories of my own teeniehood."