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hellboy76

hellboy76

Criticker Zealot - 6334 Film Ratings

Member Since: 20 Sep 2010

Location: Des Moines, Iowa, USA

Age: 47

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36 T2 Twilight Twilight (2008) - 05 Dec 2010
"Vampires playing softball whilst softly sparkling."
12 T1 The Next Karate Kid The Next Karate Kid (1994) - 21 Sep 2010
"Very confusing, Ralph Macchio's tits got huge, then he went on to win two Academy Awards as a woman, but one was for pretending to be a dude."
T1 Mr. Nanny Mr. Nanny (1993) - 10 Oct 2010
"I think Randy "Macho Man" Savage would have pulled this one off."
64 T4 The Jacket The Jacket (2005) - 21 Sep 2010
"I was more entertained by this than I probably should have been. It subtly tries to fuck the vagina of your mind, but ends up hitting the asshole instead. I am not sure what I mean there. Some good performances."
68 T7 Pom Poko Pom Poko (1994) - 10 Oct 2010