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Criticker Zealot - 6071 Film Ratings

Member Since: Sep 19, 2010

Location: Des Moines, Iowa, USA

Age: 42

Gender: Male

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2% Mr. Nanny (1993) - Oct 09, 2010
"I think Randy "Macho Man" Savage would have pulled this one off. "
64 40% The Jacket (2005) - Sep 20, 2010
"I was more entertained by this than I probably should have been. It subtly tries to fuck the vagina of your mind, but ends up hitting the asshole instead. I am not sure what I mean there. Some good performances."
12 4% The Next Karate Kid (1994) - Sep 21, 2010
"Very confusing, Ralph Macchio's tits got huge, then he went on to win two Academy Awards as a woman, but one was for pretending to be a dude."
68 66% Pom Poko (1994) - Oct 09, 2010
"If you love raccoon ball sacks and the many magical things they can do with them, then this is right up your alley. "
36 10% Twilight (2008) - Dec 04, 2010
"Vampires playing softball whilst softly sparkling. "