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Celluloid Junkie - 3672 Film Ratings

Member Since: Jan 9, 2010

Bio: This site allowed me to rank the JFK assassination 88 out of a 100.
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44 33% Maximum Overdrive (1986) - Oct 16, 2019
"For a film where people are killed by vending machines and video arcades, there isn't nearly enough contempt."
50 41% The Blob (1988) - Oct 11, 2019
"Great special effects, some brutal deaths; shame everything else feels like a cross between Outbreak & Phantoms (yo) with weird faced + mulleted young Johnny Drama as the lead."
54 47% The Ritual (2017) - Oct 11, 2019
"So Loki definitely fucked a moose, right?"
69 71% The Haunting of Hill House (2018) - Oct 08, 2019
"Thematically strong with solid horror, THoHH peaks in the funeral episode which almost feels like a theme park VR ride. From then on culminating in the finale it gets fumbled; the personification of the house in the Zelda Fitzgerald ghost, the "turning" of the mother, friendly grandma ghost and the last twentyish minutes are all poorly done. Given that there will be a 2nd season those last few minutes could be a red herring. Honorable mention to one of the best jump scares of recent years."
22 11% The Blob (1958) - Oct 06, 2019
""As long as the Arctic stays cold", typical Soros-funded filth."
56 50% The Invisible Man (1933) - Oct 06, 2019
"I really enjoyed the lurch from "Invisible Man knocks the hat off a policeman" to "Invisible Man derails a train and kills over a hundred people"."
51 43% Vampyr (1932) - Oct 06, 2019
43 32% Freaks (1932) - Oct 06, 2019
"Okay, beyond having people with disabilities in the film and portraying them sympathetically - what the hell is so good about it to warrant these high scores? Even the "one of us" scene was more memorable than the climax."
10 4% I Spit on Your Grave (1978) - Oct 02, 2019
2% The Hills Have Eyes Part II (1985) - Oct 02, 2019