redmachined
Flick Fan - 49 Film Ratings
Member Since: 14 Dec 2005
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| 1 15% | Mr. Deeds (2002) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"Capra should come back from the dead and beat the everliving shit out of Adam Sandler for ruining a classic film in ways only Adam Sandler can."
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| 88 74% | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"Almost as good as the book.
Almost."
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| 10 41% | Syriana (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"Saw it tonight at a sneak preview (Tues. 13 Dec 05) and cannot get the stink of hyperparanoia out of my hair, clothes, or nose. All the hullabaloo of "OMG OIL CONSPIARCY!!!1" completely sodomises and leaves for dead in a ditch what could have been a great movie, had another plot foil been used. As it is, all hope for Syriana's being a good movie is lying face-down in the cold mud, bleeding profusely from the anus."
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| 65 52% | Moulin Rouge! (2001) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"Nicole Kidman? I'd hit it! Not too good otherwise. Ewan McGregor deserves better than this."
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| 90 83% | El Mariachi (1993) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"Two words: hell yes."
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| 0 6% | House of the Dead (2003) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"Instead of seeing this movie, set your genitals on fire. You'll suffer less that way."
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| 3 27% | Waiting... (2005) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"I've had premature ejeaculations that were more entertaining."
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| 92 89% | Office Space (1999) - Rated 14 Aug 2007 |
| 75 59% | Requiem for a Dream (2000) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"A very good tale, although the reality of the movie smashes you in the brain again and again and again. First movie I ever saw that made me want to die a little bit."
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| 5 31% | Down to Earth (2001) - Rated 14 Aug 2007
"If I have to see one more "OMG RACE REVERSAL LOLZ" movie I am going to kill the internet."
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