ToddBolondz
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Bio: Todd \"Cinema\" Bolondz
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21 15% | Sin City (2005) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
"A heinous shitpile disguised as noir."
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31 21% | There's Something About Mary (1998) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
"Well, semen in the hair might seem amusing at first, but until you've gone through the ordeal you shouldn't be laughing at Mary's expense. I couldn't help myself though - the image of her as a female Tintin with hair gelled back with cum was too good to ignore. 99% of my score goes to this mental image."
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95 91% | Knocked Up (2007) - Rated 26 Jul 2010 |
22 18% | The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
"Don't tell me I'm the only one who's noticed the parallel between Aslan and Fred Phelps. The religious right find a way of polluting everything, not even stopping at children's classics."
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62 40% | Scream (1996) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
"Decent exploration of the London dubstep scene of the 2000s."
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12 10% | Requiem for a Dream (2000) - Rated 26 Jul 2010 |
99 96% | Rain Man (1988) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
"I cried."
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64 48% | Flubber (1997) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
"Laced with a strong metaphor representing the epidemic of obesity in modern western culture, but let down by poor CGI."
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92 88% | Meet the Fockers (2004) - Rated 26 Jul 2010
"Robert De Niro, Owen Wilson, dysfunctional family, funky clothes: Wes Anderson can do no wrong."
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1 1% | The Shawshank Redemption (1994) - Rated 26 Jul 2010 |