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Copy Shop
Copy Shop (2001) - Short Film
Wordless story about a man who awakes in his bed wearing his clothes (including a check vest). He rises, washes his face, combs his hair, and heads for work across the street at a copy shop... (imdb)
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Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
The AVGN must overcome his phobia of the worst video game in the world to save his fans.
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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
After he discovers that he's the son of the Greek god Poseidon (Kevin McKidd), 12-year-old Percy Jackson (Logan Lerman) strikes out on an action-packed adventure to rescue his mortal mother and negotiate a peace treaty between his father, Zeus (Sean Bean) and Hades (Steve Coogan). Directed by Chris Columbus (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets), this star-studded family tale also stars Pierce Brosnan, Rosario Dawson and Uma Thurman.
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Abominable
A magical Yeti must return to his family. (imdb)
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Batman: Hush
Batman: Hush (2019) - Direct-to-Video
An adaptation of the Batman: Hush story line, by Jeph Loeb and Jim Lee.
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Tokyo Olympiad
Ichikawa's cameras follow the 1964 Summer Olympics from opening to closing ceremonies.
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The Lighthouse
The story of two lighthouse keepers on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s. (imdb)
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The Stranger
College professor Charles Rankin (Welles) lives in a quiet Connecticut town with his wife Mary (Young). Little does his wife and his neighbors know, Rankin is actually notorious Nazi war criminal Franz Kindler. But his true identity may be revealed when mild-mannered war crimes commissioner Wilson (Robinson) arrives, posing as an antiques dealer.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Sauron's forces have laid siege to Minas Tirith, the capital of Gondor, in their efforts to eliminate the race of men. The once-great kingdom, watched over by a fading steward, has never been in more desperate need of its king. But can Aragorn (Mortensen) answer the call of his heritage and become what he was born to be? In no small measure, the fate of Middle-earth rests on his broad shoulders. (New Line Cinema)
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Two Distant Strangers
In "Two Distant Strangers", cartoonist Carter James' repeated attempts to get home to his dog are thwarted by a recurring deadly encounter that forces him to re-live the same awful day over and over again. Starring Joey Bada$$, Andrew Howard and Zaria Simone.
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