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Samurai Rebellion
During peace in 1725, aging swordsman Isaburo is living a henpecked life when his clan lord requests that Isaburo's son marry the lord's mistress... (imdb)
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Mike\
Mike's New Car (2002) - Short Film
Mike's bought a new 6-wheel-drive car, and he can't wait to show it off to Sulley. Only problem is, Mike hasn't exactly mastered the controls yet, and they're pretty complicated. (imdb)
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Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
A passing boat bound for New York pulls Jason along for the ride. Look out New York, here comes hell in a hockey mask. (imdb)
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The Wind
A plains-woman faces the harshness and isolation of the untamed land in the Western frontier of the late 1800s. (imdb)
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Thunderbirds
Having narrowly averted a major disaster on an oil rig, the Thunderbirds have just returned home to their secret base when TB5, their space based station, is critically damaged in a suspected meteor strike. Unbeknown to them, the attack on TB5 is a deliberate ploy by international master criminal Aristotle Spode to get them off the island. He takes over the island and forces Brains into submission, using the power of his mind. But Spode has overlooked one key factor: Alan, Fermat and Tin Tin are still on the island. (imdb)
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Gregory\
Gregory is a normal teen who is infatuated with a classmate. He must work to win her affection. (imdb)
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The Tall Man
When her child goes missing, a mother looks to unravel the legend of the Tall Man, an entity who allegedly abducts children. (imdb)
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Le Magnifique
Francois Merlin is an espionnage-book writer. He likes to mix every-day character he can met in his book. In his book, he is Bob Saint Clar, his neighbour Christine appears as Tatiana and his editor Georges Charon as Colonel Karpoff. (imdb)
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Bienvenue chez les Ch\
A post office administrator tries to obtain a transfer to the French Riviera at any cost. When he gets caught red-handed while trying to scam an inspector, he's immediately banished to the distant unheard of town of Bergues. Leaving his child and wife behind, the crucified man leaves for his frightening destination, a dreadfully cold place inhabited by hard-drinking, unemployed rednecks. When he gets to Bergues, he soon realizes that it might not be the hell it seemed to be... (Imdb)
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Gummo
A portrait of the inhabitants of the small town of Xenia, Ohio, which never fully recovered from a 1974 tornado.
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