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Chain Reaction
Two researchers in a green alternative energy project are put on the run when they are framed for murder and treason. (imdb)
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Maestro
The complex love of Leonard and Felicia, from the time they met in 1946 at a party and continuing through two engagements, a 25-year marriage, and three children. (imdb)
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Armageddon Time
A coming-of-age story about growing up in Queens in the 1980s.
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I... Dreaming
I... Dreaming (1988) - Short Film
Phrases of Stephen Foster, set to music by Joel Heartling, are set to film in this autobiographical piece: a solitary female voice, occasionally joined by a chorus, sings phrases of sorrow as we watch a solitary man in shadows in an unadorned house: he stretches out, he picks his feet, he walks across a room, he rocks in a chair. Occasionally he watches two young children at play; the film sometimes speeds up. Handwritten words, like "dark void" and "waiting longing," cross the screen.
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The Yards
A drama set in the vast New York City subway yards. After serving time in prison for taking the fall for a group of his friends, Leo Handler (Wahlberg) just wants to get his life back on track. So, Leo returns to the one place he thinks will be safe -- home. But in the yards, where his uncle (Caan) now pulls the strings, safe is not how they do business. (Miramax Films)
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George Carlin: Jammin\
George Carlin's 1992 stand up special.
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Star
Star (2001) - Short Film
The Driver now carries an arrogant rock star who is visiting Pittsburgh. Played by Madonna, this title character wants to get away from her bodyguards in the Driver's BMW. He soon gets tired of her and decides to have a bit of fun. (imdb)
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Passenger
A German woman on a ship coming back to Europe notices a face of another woman which brings recollections from the past. She tells her husband that she has been an overseer in Auschwitz during the war, but she has actually saved a woman's life. (imdb)
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The Ice Pirates
In the far future water is the most valuable substance. Two space pirates are captured, sold to a princess... (imdb)
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Too Many Cooks
Too Many Cooks (2014) - Short Film
"Too Many Cooks" is a humorous innovative, original, inventive, trend-setting, progressive, groundbreaking, trailblazing, revolutionary; parody of the 1980's sitcoms. (imdb)
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