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The Longest Yard
A sadistic warden asks a former pro quarterback, now serving time in his prison, to put together a team of inmates to take on (and get pummeled by) the guards. (imdb)
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Inatçi
An absurd comedy
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Warehouse 13
Warehouse 13 (2009) - TV Series
After saving the life of the President in Washington D.C., a pair of U.S Secret Service agents are whisked away to a covert location in South Dakota that houses supernatural objects that the Regents, an Authority above and outside any government, have collected over the centuries. Their new assignment: retrieve any lost objects and investigate reports of new ones. (imdb)
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Human
A combination of testimonies and exclusive aerial images, HUMAN is a unique documentary. Through wars, inequalities and discriminations, HUMAN confronts us with the realities and the diversity of the human condition. (imdb)
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Mary
An actress (Binoche) becomes obsessed with Mary Magdelene after playing her in a film. (imdb)
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Geostorm
When catastrophic climate change endangers Earth's very survival, world governments unite and create the Dutch Boy Program: a world wide net of satellites, surrounding the planet, that are armed with geoengineering technologies designed to stave off the natural disasters. After successfully protecting the planet for two years, something is starting to go wrong. Two estranged brothers are tasked with solving the program's malfunction before a world wide Geostorm can engulf the planet. (imdb)
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Always Shine
Best friends Anna and Beth take a weekend trip to Big Sur, hopeful to re-establish a bond broken by years of competition and jealousy. Tensions mount, however, leading to an unexpected yet inevitable confrontation, changing both of their lives ... forever. (imdb)
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Freakonomics
Some of the world's most innovative documentary filmmakers will explore the hidden side of everything.
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Project Power
When a pill that gives its users unpredictable superpowers for five minutes hits the streets of New Orleans, a teenage dealer and a local cop must team with an ex-soldier to take down the group responsible for its creation. (imdb)
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In Bloom
Tbilisi, Georgia, 1992. The Soviet era is over and Georgia must fend for itself. Civil war is raging in the province of Abkhazia. For Natia and Eka, fourteen-year-old, childhood is coming to an end.
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