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The sadistic members of a villainous family return to their childhood home to terrorize the new home owners and their guests. (imdb)
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Guernica (1950) - Short Film
On April 26 1937 the small Basque town of Guernica was bombed without warning by the German aviation. Two thousand people, all civilians, got killed. Like millions all over the world, Pablo Picasso was shocked and he translated his emotion into a magnificent but terrifying picture bearing the name of the martyred city. This film does not only comment on the painting, it also gives it a new life through frantic camera and sound effects. (imdb)
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This kicks off with the murder of one Adolf Schwartz (who bears a striking resemblance to another famous Adolf) by placing a ravenous piranha fish in his bathtub. Who did it? No-one knows or cares, as they're too busy being distracted by busty Margo Winchester, who hitch-hikes into town and gets involved with all the local men... (imdb)
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A group of rock-music-loving students, with the help of the Ramones, take over their school to combat its newly installed oppressive administration. (imdb)
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In the 19th century, a sadistic nobleman terrorizes the members of his family. He is found dead, but his ghost soon returns to haunt the residents of his castle. (imdb)
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New York cop John McClane gives terrorists a dose of their own medicine as they hold hostages in an LA office building. (imdb)
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Two men attempt to prove they committed the perfect crime by hosting a dinner party after strangling their former classmate to death.
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The first feature (1974) of Iranian master Abbas Kiarostami follows the determination of a boy in a village to attend a soccer match in Teheran, a venture that involves swiping or scamming money from various sources and in effect running away from home. (Jonathan Rosenbaum)
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A wealthy businessman hires a famous filmmaker to help make a smash hit film (imdb).
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A documentary that focuses on a dangerously legendary water park and its slew of injuries and crimes along with child safety concerns.
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