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James Darren stars as a traumatized trumpeter sucked into a whirlpool of psycho-sexual horror along with his sultry girlfriend, a kinky lesbian, a depraved playboy and the mysterious, insatiable beauty who may lead them all straight to Hell. (Amazon.com)

Over the years, a child's romantic ideals about death blossom into necrophilia, the study of embalming and the most profound relationship of her life. (imdb)

Based on a true story that happened in the late 40's in a small village in Uruguay. The film focuses on Laura and her father Wilson, who settle down in a small cottage they have to renew since its owner will soon put the house up for sale. Everything seems to go smoothly until Laura begins to hear strange noises on the top floor. Wilson goes up to see what is going on while she remains downstairs on her own, waiting for her father to come down again ... (imdb)

After being recruited to a secretive academy, a group of students discovers that the magic they read about as children is very real--and more dangerous than they ever imagined. (imdb)

When a cop who is just out of rehab takes the graveyard shift in a city hospital morgue, she faces a series of bizarre, violent events caused by an evil entity in one of the corpses. (imdb)

Welcome, or No Trespassing is a Soviet movie by Elem Klimov made in 1964. It is a satirical comedy about the excessive restrictions that children face during their vacation in a Young Pioneer camp, imposed by their masters. (wikipedia)

Barney (Sylvester Stallone) leads a ragtag band of hired guns charged with overthrowing a South American despot, a job no official military unit is willing to touch. But once on the ground, the team learns there's more to the mission than they were told. Their next move determines whether they survive -- or are, indeed, expendable.

A coming-of-age biopic about '70s band "The Runaways".

Marcus is a successful advertising executive who woos and beds women almost at will. After a company merger he finds that his new boss... (imdb)

A group of high-school kids, who are infused with unique superpowers, harness their abilities in order to save the world.