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Chosen
Chosen (2001) - Short Film
The Driver is carrying an Asian child who has been chosen for a strange ritual. He must drive him through a dark night in the city to get to a monk's house, while eluding several American cars out to get the child. (imdb)
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Law of Desire
A film makers sexual disorientation jepordizes his latest project. (imdb)
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Session 9
An asbestos abatement crew wins the bid for an abandoned insane asylum. What should be a straightforward, if rather rushed, job, is complicated by the personal histories of the crew. Things get more complicated as would-be lawyer Mike plays the tapes from a former patient with multiple personalities, including the mysterious Simon who does not appear until Session 9, and as Hank disappears after finding some old coins. (imdb)
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Death at a Funeral
A funeral ceremony turns into a debacle of exposed family secrets and misplaced bodies.
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American Honey
A teenage girl with nothing to lose joins a traveling magazine sales crew, and gets caught up in a whirlwind of hard partying, law bending and young love as she criss-crosses the Midwest with a band of misfits. (imdb)
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The Lost City of Z
In 1905, a British major from an undistinguished family is invited by the Royal Geographical Society to lead a surveying expedition to Bolivia. Somewhat reluctantly, he accepts, and the course of his life is transformed.
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Can\
This new series of films traces different forces across the world that have led to now, not just in the West, but in China and Russia as well. It covers a wide range - including the strange roots of modern conspiracy theories, the history of China, opium and opiods, the history of Artificial Intelligence, melancholy over the loss of empire and, love and power. And explores whether modern culture, despite its radicalism, is really just part of the new system of power. (BBC)
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Come to Daddy
A man in his thirties travels to a remote cabin to reconnect with his estranged father. (imdb)
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Kimi
An agoraphobic Seattle tech worker uncovers evidence of a crime.
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Parks and Recreation
The absurd antics of an Indiana town's public officials as they pursue sundry projects to make their city a better place.
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