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Zhil-byl pyos
Zhil-byl pyos (1982) - Short Film
An old dog struggles to stay relevant to his family in a Ukranian village.
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Swing Time
Lucky is tricked into missing his wedding to Margaret by the other members of Pop's magic and dance act... (imdb)
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Selamsiz bandosu
Selamsiz (wich means 'no greeting') is a small town in Anatolia. The town has a lot of problems but noone from governments come and see the town. One day the mayor learns that the prime minister will come to the city. They, now, have a chance to solve their problems. However, they think that they should have a band to greet the prime minister. (imdb)
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Yaban
Wild love story about a sponge fisherman and a snobby rich girl.
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The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill
The true story of a Bohemian St. Francis and his remarkable relationship with a flock of wild red-and-green parrots. Mark Bittner, a dharma bum, former street musician in San Francisco, falls in with the flock as he searches for meaning in his life, unaware that the wild parrots will bring him everything he needs. (Shadow Distribution)
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Death of a Cyclist
Upper-class geometry professor Juan and his wealthy, married mistress Maria José, driving back from a late-night rendezvous, accidentally hit a cyclist, and run. The resulting, exquisitely shot tale of guilt, infidelity, and blackmail reveals the wide gap between the rich and the poor in Spain, and surveys the corrupt ethics of a society seduced by decadence. (criterion.com)
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The Blue Planet
The Blue Planet (2001) - TV Mini-Series
Documentary about life on the planet's oceans.
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Goosebumps
Goosebumps (1995) - TV Series
A series of horror anthology stories based on the children's books by R.L. Stine. (imdb)
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Blinded by the Light
In 1987 during the austere days of Thatcher's Britain, a teenager learns to live life, understand his family and find his own voice through the music of Bruce Springsteen. (imdb)
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Too Old To Die Young
Too Old To Die Young (2019) - TV Mini-Series
Detective Martin Jones, who leads a double life as a killer for hire in Los Angeles' deadly underground, suffers an existential crisis which leads him deeper into a blood splattered world of violence.
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