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The biographical story of Michelangelo's troubles while painting the Sistine Chapel at the urging of Pope Julius II. (imdb)

Lloyd Hopkins, a hard-boiled American police detective is on the trail of a mass murderer who is victimizing women in Los Angeles... (imdb)

Will Smith and Martin Lawrence are back -- and oh so bad -- on the streets of Miami in Bad Boys II, reuniting them with producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Michael Bay. (Sony Pictures)

Augusto Pinochet never died, rather he is a vampire who after 250 years decides to die due to his complicated family situation and the dishonor of his figure. (Wikipedia)

France, 1942, during the occupation. Philippe Gerbier, a civil engineer, is one of the French Resistance's chiefs. Given away by a traitor, he is interned in a camp. (imdb)

Nathalie teaches philosophy at a high school in Paris. She is passionate about her job and particularly enjoys passing on the pleasure of thinking. Married with two children, she divides her time between her family, former students and her very possessive mother. One day, Nathalie's husband announces he is leaving her for another woman. With freedom thrust upon her, Nathalie must reinvent her life. (imdb)

Caught in a savage rainstorm, ten travelers are forced to seek refuge at a strange desert motel. They soon realize they've found anything but shelter. There is a killer among them and, one by one, they are murdered. (Sony)

The Hulk, exiled from Earth into outer space ends up getting lost in a wormhole and winds up on a planet where he is forced to participate in a brutal gladiator arena with several other competitors.

Sheriff's Deputy Rick Grimes leads a group of survivors in a world overrun by zombies. (imdb)

Danny Ocean (Clooney) and his team look to burgle three different locations throughout Europe. (Warner Bros.)