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The second short in the Russian Winnie the Pooh trilogy. Here Pooh goes for a snack at Rabbit's and get's stuck in the door.

Ever since the second grade when he first saw her in "E.T. The Extraterrestrial," Brian Herzlinger has had a crush on Drew Barrymore. Now, 20 years later he's decided to try to fulfill his lifelong dream by asking her for a date. There's one small problem: She's Drew Barrymore and he's, well, Brian Herzlinger, a broke 27-year-old aspiring filmmaker from New Jersey. But that doesn't stop Brian and his film school pals from doing everything they can think of to convince Barrymore to go out with him -- and documenting their quest along the way. (DEJ Productions)

A dramatization of the turbulent first years of Queen Victoria's rule, and her enduring romance with Prince Albert (imdb)

When Robin and his Moorish companion come to England and the tyranny of the Sheriff of Nottingham, he decides to fight back as an outlaw (imdb)

This epic tale presents a new twist to the classic fable of a young chicken who causes widespread panic when he mistakes a falling acorn for a piece of the sky. (Disney)

Flashing between past and present, a fractured family confronts haunting memories of their old home and the terrifying events that drove them from it.

Paul Blart is headed to Las Vegas to attend a Security Guard Expo with his teenage daughter, Maya, before she departs for college. While at the convention, he inadvertently discovers a heist -- and it's up to Blart to apprehend the criminals. (imdb)

Son of a wealthy man falls in love with one of his father's employees.

Marty is a lonely butcher approaching middle-age. His Italian mother is incessantly hounding him to get married... (imdb)

A divorced dad and his ex-con brother resort to a desperate scheme in order to save their family's farm in West Texas. (imdb)