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The Puffy Chair
The story of three very different people and a giant purple puffy chair in a too-small van. -- and one of them has to go before the trip's end. (Roadside Attraction)
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Beneath the Planet of the Apes
In an effort to find the missing astronaut Taylor (Charlton Heston), James Fransiscus goes on a rescue mission to the planet of the apes... (imdb)
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The Lady Vanishes
While traveling in continental Europe, a young British couple realize that a passenger seems to have been kidnapped from their train. (imdb)
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Before We Go
A young woman in New York City races to catch the 1:30 Train to Boston. On the way she is robbed. She is lost in the dark underbelly of New York at night with nothing and no one. (imdb)
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Shock Corridor
Johnny Barrett, an ambitious journalist, is determined to win a Pulitzer Prize by solving a murder committed... (imdb)
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Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Her
An anthology of five loosely connected stories dealing with a variety of very different women in dealing with their own life problems... (imdb)
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Rien à Déclarer
A Belge-Francophobe customs officer is forced to team up with a Frenchman during the elimination of the Franco-Belge borders in the 90s.
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Kara Murat seyh gaffar\
The Khan rules the country justly except for the province under Mustapha's dictatorship who controls his underlings via making them cocaine addicts. Kara Murat(Cuneyt Arkin) the Khan's best man is sent to settle the score with the usurpator. On his way he has to fight, among others, Ali Baba's thieves and Kung-Fu fighting Chinese dope merchants. (imdb)
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El Violin
The quietly dignified Don Plutarco (Don Ángel Tavira), his son Genaro (Gerardo Taracena) and grandson Lucio (Mario Garibaldi) make a humble living as travelling musicians. They also collect supplies and ammunition for the guerrilla movement that has arisen in response to the tyrannical regime. (Toronto International Film Festival)
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Desert Flower
Born in the Desert of Africa Waris growths up with a permanent fight to survive. She flees from her father and works in London as the housemaid of an Somali diplomat, but isn't allowed to leave the house. Waris flees again and starts to learn English and works as a cleaner, winning Marylin as a new friend. She gets up to a great position but her past and the genital mutilation irritates her and she's unsure whether to go public with this big problem ...
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