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In a quest to find his biological parents, Mel Coplin (Stiller) -- joined by his wife (Arquette) and a sexy adoption counselor (Leoni) -- embarks on a cross country search for his "roots." (Miramax)

An evil force from a 1000 years in the future begins to destroy an idyllic paradise, where the citizens are in perfect harmony with nature. (imdb)

Fey super-thief Diabolik runs around stealing jewels, gold, murdering innocent people, and being a nuisance to the government of a generic European country. (imdb)

Cassidy Merteuil, the distant cousin of Kathryn Merteuil, arrives in Santa Barbara, California to attend college. There she meets Jason Argyle, a former friend from her high school also attending the school. Jason gets a roommate, Patrick Bales. Jason and Patrick form a mean-spirited partnership of seducing and dumping various young women on campus.(imdb)

Mario Van Peebles directs an honest and revealing portrait of his pioneering father Melvin. (Sony Pictures Classics)

A disillusioned killer embarks on his last hit but first he has to overcome his affections for his cool, detached partner (imdb)

Evan Treborn has lost track of time. From an early age, crucial moments of his life have disappeared into a black hole. Determined to do something now that he was incapable of doing then, Evan purposely travels back in time.

A gritty take on the classic Robin Hood story. (imdb)

A lady gets undressed with the help of her servant. Then she gets what looks like a dirt bath.

Tells the story of a die-hard Fenerbahce fan and a girl who lost all confidence in relationships.