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3 Ninjas
Meet Samuel, Jeffrey and Michael Douglas! Their grandfather, Mori Tanaka, is highly skilled in the fields of Martial Arts and Ninjitsu... (imdb)
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Total Eclipse
A sensationalized retelling of the Rimbaud-Verlaine story. The great French poet Arthur Rimbaud wrote all his poems, which continue to amaze and inspire to this day, during a brief burst of activity in the early 1870s, when he was just a teenager (imdb)
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Kocan Kadar Konus
A romantic comedy about the marriage obsession adapted from the novel of the same title
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Zero Days
Documentary detailing claims of American/Israeli jointly developed malware Stuxnet being deployed not only to destroy Iranian enrichment centrifuges but also threaten attacks against Iranian civilian infrastructure. Adresses obvious potential blowback of this possibly being deployed against the US by Iran in retaliation. (imdb)
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Escape from L.A.
Snake Plissken is once again called in by the United States government to recover a potential doomsday device from Los Angeles, now an autonomous island where undesirables are deported. (imdb)
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Ask geliyorum demez
There is a story of Mahmutpasa Inn Tradespeople. But this is not only about trade or something, love is there too. Fabricator wants to destroy inn. Tradespeople make a plan; handsome guy will anneal fabricator's daughter...
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City of Women
A businessman finds himself trapped at a hotel and threatened by women en masse. (imdb)
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Byt
Byt (1968) - Short Film
A nondescript man is trapped in a sinister flat, where nothing seems to obey the laws of nature. (imdb)
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Death Defying Acts
During Harry Houdini's tour of Britain in 1926, the master escapologist enters into a passionate affair with a Scottish psychic. The psychic and her daughter attempt to con Houdini during a highly publicized séance to contact his mother whose death has haunted him for many years. However all does not go to plan... (imdb)
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Woyzeck
Franz Woyzeck (Kinski) is a hapless, hopeless soldier, alone and powerless in society, assaulted from all sides by forces he cannot control. (imdb)
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