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Ernest in the Army
Ernest joins the Army reserves so he can drive the bigrigs, but ends up being sent into combat! (imdb)
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Battle Royale
Ninth grade students are taken to a small isolated island with a map, food and various arms. They have to fight each other three days long until the last one remains and are forced to wear a special collar which will explode when they break a rule (imdb)
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The Man in the Moon
After handsome 17-year-old Court Foster moves back into the long vacant Foster ranch, 14-year-old Dani Trant falls in love for the first time... (imdb)
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Bitch Slap
In this contemporary take on the exploitation genre, three well-endowed women - a stripper, an assassin, and a businesswoman - try to take a villain for all he's worth.
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The Burning Plain
A drama with a two-tiered storyline concerning a mother (Basinger) and daughter (Theron) who try to form a bond after the young woman's difficult childhood. (imdb)
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The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet\
The third and final movie in the Stieg Larsson series. Lisbeth Salander is seriously wounded since the second movie and is recovering in the hospital waiting for her trial.
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Bride Wars
Two best friends become rivals when they schedule their respective weddings on the same day.
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Loaded Weapon 1
An LA detective is murdered because she has microfilm with the recipe to make cocaine cookies (imdb)
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School for Scoundrels
In School for Scoundrels, Jon Heder plays Roger, a beleaguered New York City meter maid who is plagued by anxiety and low self esteem. In order to overcome his feelings of inadequacy, Roger enrolls in a top-secret confidence-building class taught by the suavely underhanded Dr. P (Thornton). Aided by his assistant Lesher (Duncan), Dr. P uses unorthodox, often dangerous methods, but he guarantees results: Employ his techniques and you will unleash your inner lion. (MGM)
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Into the Sun
When the governor of Tokyo is killed in his campaign for election, the former CIA agent Travis Hunter is assigned to find the responsible working together with the rookie FBI agent Sean... (imdb)
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