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The Wind Will Carry Us
Irreverent city engineer Behzad comes to a rural village in Iran to keep vigil for a dying relative. In the meanwhile the film follows his efforts to fit in with the local community and how he changes his own attitudes as a result. (imdb)
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The Club
A group of priests of various ages lives together with Mónica, a nun, in a house on the Chilean coast. When they are not praying and atoning for their sins, they train their greyhound for the next race. What on earth has brought them here, practically to the end of the world, where a stiff breeze constantly blows? When a new priest moves in, a man suddenly turns up at the door and starts making strong accusations about the newcomer... (berlinale.de)
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Hapax Legomena I: Nostalgia
An intimate, autobiographical, even humorous discourse about memories and their unrepresentative qualities (Mitternachtskino.de)
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ALF
ALF (1986) - TV Series
A furry alien wiseguy comes to live with a terran family after crashing into their garage. (imdb)
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Stroszek
In Berlin, an alcoholic man, recently released from prison, joins his elderly friend and a prostitute in a determined dream to leave Germany and seek a better life in Wisconsin. (imdb)
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Kill La Kill
Kill La Kill (2013) - TV Series
A young girl arrives at a school of superhumans to find out the truth behind her father's murder. (imdb)
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Welcome to Collinwood
Five hapless inner-city low-lifes unsuccessfully attempt to burgle a pawnbroker's safe, but wind up gaining more than they lose.
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Computer Chess
An existential comedy about the brilliant men who taught machines to play chess - back when the machines seemed clumsy and we seemed smart. (sundance.org)
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Limelight
A fading comedian and a suicidally despondent ballet dancer must look to each other to find meaning and hope in their lives.
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Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later
It's been twenty years since Laurie Strode escaped her brother's wrath. Now, it's time for one hell of a family reunion. (Trancas International Films)
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