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Dirty Work
A loser finds success in the revenge-for-hire business.
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Blackboard Jungle
The Original 50's classic about a decent middle aged school teacher who goes to teach in an unruly high school filled with thugs led by Vic Morrow... (imdb)
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Castle Rock
Castle Rock (2018) - TV Series
Based on the stories of Stephen King, the series will intertwine characters and themes from the fictional town of Castle Rock.
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Motel Hell
Farmer Vincent kidnaps unsuspecting travellers and is burying them in his garden. Unfortunately for his victims, they are not dead. He feeds his victims to prepare them for his roadside stand. His motto is: It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincents fritters. The movie is gory, but is also a parody of slasher movies like Last House on the Left. (imdb)
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Garfield
Garfield marks the long-awaited motion picture debut of America's favorite feline and the world's laziest cat. (20th Century Fox)
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Real Women Have Curves
The story of Ana (Ferrera), a first generation Mexican-American teenager torn between her mainstream ambitions and her cultural heritage. (HBO Films)
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Bir Tat Bir Doku: Millennium
The funny little details of everyday life; the simple things that makes us laugh. An unforgettable performance from Cem Yilmaz. (imdb)
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Inland Empire
An actress's perception of reality becomes increasingly distorted as she finds herself falling for her co-star in a remake of an unfinished Polish production that was supposedly cursed.
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Once
A modern day musical set on the streets of Dublin. Featuring Glen Hansard from the Irish band "The Frames," the film tells the story of a street musician and a Czech immigrant during an eventful week as they write, rehearse and record songs that reveal their unique love story. (Fox Searchlight) - Original Irish Release 2006
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Friday the 13th
Many years after two summer camp councilers are killed at Camp Crystal Lake, the owner decides to reopen, which sparks a series of grisly murders. (imdb)
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