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The Long Voyage Home
Aboard the freighter Glencairn, the lives of the crew are lived out in fear, loneliness, suspicion and cameraderie. The men smuggle drink and women aboard, fight with each other, spy on each other, comfort each other as death approaches, and rescue each other from danger. (imdb)
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Lo chiamavano Jeeg Robot
Enzo, a lonely and misanthropic small time crook, uses the superpowers gained after falling in the Tiber river to chase down a crazy gangster called "The gypsy". (imdb)
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The Rain
The Rain (2018) - TV Series
After a brutal virus wipes out most of the population, two young siblings embark on a perilous search for safety.
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Class of 1984
Andy is a new teacher and an inner city high school that is like nothing he has ever seen before. The... (imdb)
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The Blue Kite
On Dry Well Lane in Beijing in 1953, Chen Shujuan and Lin Shaolong marry. A year later their son, nicknamed Tietou (Iron Head)... (imdb)
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Woody Allen: A Documentary
Woody Allen: A Documentary (2011) - Season 25, Episode 7
With unprecedented access, Emmy-winning, Oscar-nominated filmmaker Robert Weide follows the film legend over a year and a half to create the ultimate biography. Beginning with Allen's childhood the film chronicles the trajectory and longevity of Allen's career, from his work as a TV scribe, standup comedian and frequent TV talk show guest, to a writer-director averaging one film-per-year for more than 40 years. (PBS)
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Napoleon Dynamite
From Preston, Idaho comes Napoleon Dynamite (Heder), a new kind of hero complete with a tight red 'fro, some sweet moon boots and skills that can't be topped. (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
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Meshes of the Afternoon
A solitary flower on a long driveway, a key falling, a door unlocked, a knife in a loaf of bread, a phone off the hook: discordant images a woman sees as she comes home (imdb)
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Thunderbolt
In order to release his kidnaped sister, sports car mechanic Jackie Chan has to beat a super-criminal drag racer. (imdb)
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The War of the Worlds
The film adaptation of the H.G.Wells story told on radio of the invasion of Earth by Martians.
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