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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. Joe team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organisation to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. (gijoemovie.com)
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Fragments
A group of strangers form a unique relationship with each other after surviving a random shooting at a Los Angeles diner. (imdb)
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The Tomorrow War
A man is drafted to fight in a future war where the fate of humanity relies on his ability to confront his past. (imdb)
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The Ren & Stimpy Show
Cartoon series about the friendship between an irritable chihuahua and a slow-witted cat.
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Perrier\
A gangster named Perrier looks to exact his revenge on a trio of fugitives responsible for the accidental death of one of his cronies
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Sleepless
An elderly and retired police detective and a young amateur sleuth team up to find a serial killer whom has resumed a killing spree in Turin, Italy after a 17-year hiatus. (imdb)
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Blood on the Moon
When a shady-looking stranger rides into town to join his old friend it is assumed he is a hired gun. But as the new man comes to realise the unlawful nature of his buddy's business and the way the homesteaders are being used, the two men draw apart to become sworn enemies. (imdb)
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Les émotifs anonymes
What happens when a man and a woman share a common passion? They fall in love. And this is what happens to Jean-René, the boss of a small chocolate factory, and Angélique, a gifted chocolate maker he has just hired. What occurs when a highly emotional man meets a highly emotional woman? They fall in love, and this is what occurs to Jean-René and Angélique who share the same handicap. But being pathologically timid does not make things easy for them. (imdb)
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Rammbock
Michael goes to Berlin to reconcile with his ex-girlfriend. Just about when he enters her apartment hell breaks loose and zombies overrun the city.
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Normal People
Normal People (2020) - TV Mini-Series
Follows Marianne and Connell, from different backgrounds but the same small town in Ireland, as they weave in and out of each other's romantic lives. (imdb)
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