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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
A family scandal causes a wealthy and powerful Mexican rancher to make the pronouncement -- Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia! (imdb)
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Marked Woman
Mary Dwight works as a hostess at the Club Intime run by ruthless gangster Johnny Vanning. When one... (imdb)
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Untamed Heart
All of Caroline's boyfriends seem to leave her or cheat on her. On her way home from work two men try to rape Caroline... (imdb)
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Death at a Funeral
A funeral ceremony turns into a debacle of exposed family secrets and misplaced bodies.
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Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
Admiral Nelson takes a brand new atomic submarine through its paces. When the Van Allen radiation belt catches fire, the admiral must find a way to beat the heat or watch the world go up in smoke. (imdb)
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Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out
No-nonsense comic Bill Burr takes the stage in Nashville and riffs on fast food, overpopulation, dictators and gorilla sign language. (netflix.com)
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The Battle of Chile: Part 1
A chronicle of the political tension in Chile in 1973 and of the violent counter revolution against the democratically elected government of Salvador Allende. Part One - "The Insurrection of the Bourgeoisie" opens in March 1973 with reporters asking people how they intend to vote in the coming congressional election. The election is taking place after Allende has been in office for over two years and has been trying to reorganize society along democratic socialist lines. (Wikipedia)
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The Thing from Another World
Scientist at an Arctic research station discover a spacecraft buried in the ice. (imdb)
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A Grand Day Out with Wallace and Gromit
Wallace and Gromit have run out of cheese and this provides an execellent excuse for the animated duo to take their holiday on the moon. (imdb)
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Chapter 25 in the complete adventures of Indiana Jones has it all: the fedora, the bullwhip, the ophidiophobia (fear of snakes)! This time, Indy (Ford) is on a perilous hunt for the Holy Grail with none other than his cantankerous dad (Connery). Father and son have rarely seen eye to eye. But if the adventure they share can't bridge the generation gap, nothing can. (Paramount)
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