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My Name Is Joe
Two thirtysomethings, unemployed former alcoholic Joe and community health worker Sarah, start a romantic relationship in the one of the toughest Glasgow neighbourhoods (imdb)
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Red Psalm
Set in the 1890s on the Hungarian plains, a group of farm workers go on strike in-which they face harsh reprisals and the reality of revolt, oppression, morality and violence. (IMDB.com)
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Dracula 3000
Dracula 3000 (2004) - TV Movie
Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship. (imdb)
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The Seven-Per-Cent Solution
To treat his friend's cocaine induced delusions, Watson lures Sherlock Holmes to Sigmund Freud. (imdb)
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The Babadook
A single mother, plagued by the violent death of her husband, battles with her son's fear of a monster lurking in the house, but soon discovers a sinister presence all around her. (imdb)
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Grabbers
When an island off the coast of Ireland is invaded by bloodsucking aliens, the heroes discover that getting drunk is the only way to survive. (imdb)
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The Flight of Dragons
The Flight of Dragons (1982) - Direct-to-Video
A young Boston writer goes back in time into an era where wizards and dragon reign and science is just barely known.(imdb)
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Pinocchio
Roberto Benigni brings one of the world's most famous and beloved tales magically to the screen. (Miramax)
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The Yakuza
Harry Kilmer returns to Japan after several years in order to rescue his friend George's kidnapped daughter - and ends up on the wrong side of the Yakuza, the notorious Japanese mafia... (imdb)
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The Sugarland Express
Lou-Jean, a blonde woman, tells her husband, who is imprisoned, to escape. They plan to kidnap their own child... (imdb)
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