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My Spy
A hardened CIA operative finds himself at the mercy of a precocious 9-year-old girl, having been sent undercover to surveil her family. (imdb)
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Saraband
Saraband (2003) - TV Movie
In this sequel to Bergman's 1973 film "Scenes from a Marriage," Marianne and Johan meet again after thirty years without contact, when Marianne suddenly feels a need to see her ex-husband again. She decides to visit Johan at his old summer house in the western province of Dalarna. And so, one beautiful autumn day, there she is, beside his reclining chair, waking him with a light kiss. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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Lord of Illusions
During a routine case in L.A., NY private investigator Harry D'Amour (Scott Bakula) stumbles over members of a fanatic cult, who are waiting for the resurrection of their leader Nix (Daniel von Bargen). 13 years ago Nix was calmed down by his best trainee Swann (Kevin J. O'Connor). In the meantime Swann is advanced to a populary illusionist like David Copperfield and is married to the charming Dorothea ("Goldeneye"-Bond girl Famke Janssen).(imdb)
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Champagne
A spoilt rich girl leads a life of luxury on the profits from her father's champagne business. To bring... (imdb)
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Felidae
Francis the cat has just moved into the neighborhood with his owner, only to be greeted by a series of baffling and gruesome murders. Sifting through the clues left by the murderer, the crazed Claudandus sect, and his own horrific nightmares; Francis must solve the puzzle behind the killer - before it is too late. (youtube.com)
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The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared
Dynamite expert Allan Karlsson's life, and the unlikely events following his escape from the old folk's home on his 100th birthday. (imdb)
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Wrecked
A man trapped in a car wreck at the bottom of a ravine must overcome incredible odds to survive. (imdb)
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Donnie Brasco
A gangland thriller about an undercover FBI agent who befriends a hitman to gain entry to the mob.
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Foutaises
Foutaises (1989) - Short Film
A 9 minute comedy starring Dominique Pinon (Delicatessen). Featuring muted colors with a sepia black and white, Pinon takes the viewer through various examples of what he "likes and dislikes". The music is by Carlos D'Alessio and Special Thanks is given to Claudie Ossard. (imdb)
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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
Reese Witherspoon is back as Elle Woods, juggling a demanding career as a rising young lawyer as well as preparations for her wedding to the man of her dreams. (MGM)
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