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A former salsa prodigy attempts a comeback years after his career was ruined. (imdb)

Jannicke wakes up in the hospital. All of her friends are dead. As she walks through the dark corridors, she thinks she is left alone. But the nightmare isn't over yet. (imdb)

Tom Cruise returns as Special Agent Ethan Hunt, who faces the mission of his life and a new villain (Hoffman) in Mission: Impossible III. Director J. J. Abrams ("Lost," "Alias") brings his unique blend of action and drama to the billion-dollar franchise. (Paramount Pictures)

A legendary American war veteran is recruited to hunt a mythical creature. (imdb)

When Union spies steal an engineer's beloved locomotive, he pursues it single handedly and straight through enemy lines.

This prequel to National Lampoon's cult hit Van Wilder takes us to the beginning of young Van's (Jonathan Bennett) college career and reveals how the charismatic slacker became the indomitable party animal we've come to know and love. Shocked by the conservative environment of his new school, Van sets out to liberate the student body from the iron fist of the domineering Coolidge College dean (Kurt Fuller). (netflix.com)

A lonely teenager yearns to connect with her favorite pop star - whose charmed existence isn't quite as rosy it appears...

Graham Marshall already celebrates his anxiously awaited promotion in an advertising company, when he learns that Roger Benham, one of his subordinates, will be promoted instead of him. Frustrated that his hated life will never change, he starts a cunning ploy to take bloody revenge on everyone who humiliated him - starting with his unnerving wife. (imdb)

A lawyer finds himself in over his head when he gets involved in drug trafficking.

Police officer Amadeus Warnebring was born into a musical family with a long history of famous musicians. He himself hates music. Now, Warnebring is about to face his worst case ever. A group of six eccentric drummers, led by revolutionary genius Sanna, has decided to launch a full-scale musical attack using the city - its buildings, its machinery, its ceaseless noise - as their instrument. (wff.pl)