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Highschool loser (Cannon) pays a cheerleader (Milian) to pose as his girlfriend so he can be considered cool. Remake of 1987' Can't Buy Me Love, starring Patrick Dempsey. (imdb)

In a bleak, automated future Britain, Bing is one of millions who pedal exercise bikes to create energy as a living. Bing uses his merits as entrance money to get sweet-voiced fellow worker Abi onto a TV talent contest, but it doesn't go as planned.

A comedy revolving around a group of teenage friends, their mishaps, and their coming of age, set in 1970s Wisconsin. (imdb)

A Delhi girl from a traditional family sets out on a solo honeymoon after her marriage gets canceled. (landmarkcinemas.com)

This documentary look at the Ramones traces the history of the band, from its unlikely origins, through its star-crossed career, bitter demise and the sad fates of Joey and Dee Dee. End of the Century is a vibrant, candid document of one of the most influential groups in the history of rock. (Magnolia Pictures)

The troubled life story of the painter Machisu from childhood, to young adulthood, and culminating in his old age.

The story of a mistreated donkey and the people around him. A study on saintliness and a sister piece to Bresson's Mouchette. (imdb)

With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed TV show, two animal fans go to the Andes in search of Bigfoot.

Adrian Monk is a brilliant San Francisco detective, whose obsessive compulsive disorder just happens to get in the way. (imdb)

After young Michael Myers killed his older sister one Halloween night he was committed for 15 years to a mental institution were he soon broke out and is in search for his little sister Laurie Strode as he returns back to his home town Haddonfield and finds his sister she and hers friends must put up a battle to survive as Michael Myers tries to kill them. (imdb)