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Monster-in-Law
After years of looking for Mr. Right, Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini (Lopez) finally finds the man of her dreams (Vartan) only to discover that his mother (Fonda) is the woman of her nightmares. (New Line Cinema)
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Dog Star Man: Part IV
A man is supine on a mountain side. Images rush past of nature and a stained glass saint. An infant is born. We see a lactating nipple. Images include a mountain peak, farm buildings, a tree stump, a fire, a crawling baby, and the sun. The man falls and rolls. Then, later, he swings his ax. (imdb)
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Hell
Year 2016: The sun has burned everything and made life on earth almost impossible. Germany has not been spared and is now barren land. Only the one who avoids the sun has a chance to live. In this situation, Marie is on the road with Philip and her little sister Leonie. They try to reach the mountains where water is supposed to be left. On their way, they meet Tom and tension grows in the little group whether to trust him or not.
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No Good Deed
While doing a friend a favor and searching for a runaway teenager, a police detective stumbles upon a bizarre band of criminals about to pull off a bank robbery.
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Everyone Says I Love You
Holden and Skylar are in love with each other. Skylar lives with a large and extended family on Manhattan... (imdb)
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The Yellow Handkerchief
William Hurt stars as a recently released convict who grows close to a young couple while journeying back home to his wife (Maria Bello). Set in Louisiana, the romantic road trip drama.
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Bluebeard
An adaptation of the classic tale of a wealthy aristocrat with a blue beard.
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Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. 2nd GIG - Individual Eleven
The year is 2030, and an influx of refuges have effortlessly transformed themselves into a terrorist organization known as the "Individual Eleven." With a sadistic intent of mass destruction, will they triumph in victory or discover the gloomy pitfalls of defeat? The Individual Eleven tells the story of the entire second season of Stand Alone Complex as a 2-hour film. (mania.com/ghost-shell-stand-alone-complex-2nd-gig-individual-11_article_79809.html)
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All the Colors of the Dark
A woman recovering from a car accident in which she lost her unborn child finds herself pursued by a coven of devil worshipers.
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The Amazing World of Gumball
The life of a 12 year old boy who happens to be a blue cat as he lives with his family and other strange creatures. (imdb)
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