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Three petty felons have a documentary made about their life in a trailer park. (imdb)

Chronicles the financial meltdown of 2008 and centers on Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. (imdb)

Ten years ago, he changed the face of Halloween. Tonight...he's back! Infamous killer Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield to find his long lost niece and fufill his destiny of murder and destruction! (Anchor Bay)

The title river unites a farmer recently released from prison, his young son, and an ambitious saloon singer. In order to survive, each must be purged of anger, and each must learn to understand and care for the others. (imdb)

Two Navy men are ordered to bring a young offender to prison but decide to show him one last good time along the way. (imdb)

The life inside a farm in Italy at the beginning of the century. Many poor country families live there, and the owner pays them by their productivity (imdb)

The third of a four-part theatrical remake of the animated television series Neon Genesis Evangelion.

An adventurous girl finds another world that is a strangely idealized version of her frustrating home, but it has sinister secrets.

One of puppet-maker Geppetto's creations comes magically to life. This puppet, Pinocchio, has one major desire and that is to become a real boy someday. In order to accomplish this goal he has to learn to act responsibly. This film shows you the adventures on which he learns valuable lessons. (imdb)

A strange funeral director tells four strange tales of horror with an African American focus to three drug dealers he traps in his place of business. (imdb)